幽默小故事(中英文对照）

一、《心累》

        现在骗子真多，刚刚又看到新闻里说储户存款消失，几十万不翼而飞。

        我急忙骑自行车到银行，赶紧插卡输密码查看，还好，8块钱还在，这才松了一口气。

        急死我了！以后再也不看新闻了，心好累！

        走出银行，心更累了：8块钱还在，自行车却不见了。

《My heart is so tired》

Nowadays there are so many deceivers. I just watched TV and news reported that one guy lost a few hundred thousand yuan in his bank account which disppeared without wings.

I rushed to the bank by bicycle and inserted my card into the machine and checked , thanks god,my dear 8 yuan is still in my bank account, which made me relax.

My heart was so tired and I promised I would never watch news from TV.

When I went out of the bank, my heart was more tired: my dear 8 yuan was there but my bicycle was lost!

        二、《忍着点》

        一个姑娘上了高铁，见自己的座位上坐着一男士。 她核对自己的票，客气地说：“先生，您坐错位置了吧？” 男士拿出票，大声嚷嚷：“看清楚点，这是我的座位，你瞎了眼吗？！” 女孩仔细看了他的票，不再做声，默默地站在他的身旁。一会儿火车开动了，女孩低头轻轻地对男士说：“先生，您没坐错位，但您坐错了车！这是开往上海的，你的车票是去哈尔滨的。”

        有一种忍让，叫做让你后悔都来不及，如果嚎叫能解决问题，驴早就统治了世界！

二、《Control your temper 》

A girl  got on a high speed train and found a guy was sitting on her seat.She checked her ticket again and said to the guy softly,”Sir, have you sat on a wrong seat?” The guy took out his ticket and shouted at her,”Look,it’s my seat,are you blind?!” The girl saw his ticket carefully and didn’t say anything and just waited beside him quietly.After a while, the train set out, the girl said to the guy lightly,”Sir,you are right,it’s your seat,but you got on the wrong train.Your ticket is to Haerbing,but this train is to Shanghai!”

So don’t shout before making everything clear or never shout if you can,you might miss something important because of shoutings,moreover,sometimes you have no time to regret!

If shoutings can solve problems,donkeys must rule the world for a long time.