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| Now I remember a lot of stories from back in the days | 现在我还记得很多 |
| before I met your mother. | 遇见你妈妈之前的事情 |
| But there's one story I don't remember. | 但有一个故事我是不记得的 |
| Uncle Marshall still refers to | Marshall叔叔一直 |
| it as "the pineapple incident." | 把它称为菠萝事件 |
| The night started like any other. | 那个晚上和平时没两样 |
| We were downstairs at the bar. | 我们在楼下的酒吧 |
| Hey, it's on the house. | 我请的 |
| it's my own concoction. | 是我自己调的 |
| I call it the red dragon. | 我叫它红龙 |
| All: Thanks! That was really sweet. | 谢谢! 这太好了 |
| We're not really doing shots,are we? | 我们不是真的要尝吧, 是不? |
| I hope not. No,no,no. | 我可不想 别, 别, 别 |
| these look kind of like blood. | 这些看起来象血 |
| Okay,I know that you'veall dismissed this theory before. | 好了, 我知道你们以前 否决过这个猜想 |
| But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire? | 但Carl有可能是吸血鬼吗? |
| no,you guys,I'm serious.Think about it. | 不, 伙计们, 我是认真的 想想有没可能 |
| He always wears black. | 他总是穿黑色的衣服 |
| We never see him in the daylight,only after dark. | 我们从来没在白天 见过他, 只有傍晚后 |
| Oh,my god. | 噢, 天那 |
| That does describe a vampire...or,you know,a bartender. | 确实形容的象吸血鬼... 或者, 你们知道, 是酒吧调酒师 |
| Well, I should go get dressed. | 我得去打扮了 |
| Where you going,buddy?Hot date? | 你要去哪, 伙计? 约会? |
| I'll say.She's going out with a billionaire. | 我来说, 她要和一个 身家数十亿的富翁约会 |
| I told you not to call him that. | 我说了不要那样称呼他 |
| Wait,you're really going out with a billionaire? | 等等, 你真要和 身家数十亿的富翁约会? |
| He's not a billionaire. | 他不是身家数十亿 |
| He's a hundred-millionaire. | 他是身家数亿 |
| Why do people always round up? | 为什么人们总是分不清楚呢? |
| So,uh,where's Thurston Howell taking you? | 那么, 呃 Thurston Howell要带你去哪? |
| A charity dinner. | 一个慈善晚会 |
| Yeah,$2,000 a plate. | 对, 2,000块一个盘子 |
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| $1,500. Stop rounding up. | 是1,500 别再弄错了 |
| And it's for third world hunger. | 是为第三世界的饥民办的 |
| You gonna put out? | 你要献身吗? |
| What?There's only one reason | 什么? 只有一个原因 |
| he's taking her to this dinner, | 他才会带她去那个晚会 |
| and it's not so little Mu Tu | 而且这绝不是因为小富翁 |
| can get his malaria pills. | 需要人服侍喝疟疾药 |
| I think my soul just threw up a little bit. | 刚才我的灵魂呕吐了 |
| Well,I'm gonna be late. | 嗯, 我要迟到了 |
| You guys have fun. | 你们玩的开心点 |
| -Bye. See ya.-Bye.See ya. | - 拜 回头见 - 拜 回头见 |
| You okay? | 你还好吧? |
| Sure. Why? | 当然 为什么这么问? |
| Oh,I don't know. | 噢, 我不知道 |
| Girl of your dreams dating a billionaire. | 你的梦中情人和一个 身家数十亿的富翁约会 |
| Okay,first of all,hundred-millionaire. | 好吧, 首先, 他身家数亿 |
| And second,she's not the girl of my dream. | 其次 她不是我的梦中情人 |
| we're just friends. | 我们只是朋友 |
| Look,it would not be smart if we got together. | 听着, 如果我们在一起 是不明智的 |
| I mean,I'm looking to settle down, | 我是说, 我希望一切安定下来 |
| she's looking for... | 她希望的是... |
| wha...? You done? Great. | 什么?你说完了? 太好了 |
| Check out table number four. | 看那边4号桌 |
| See that little hottie on the end? | 看到最后那个小辣妹了吗? |
| She's short,but has an ample bosom. | 她有点矮, 但胸够大 |
| I love it. She's,like,half boob. | 我喜欢她就象个半个乳房 |
| Let's go. | 我们过去 |
| Yeah,and say what? | 嗯, 然后说什么? |
| What's our big opening line? | 我们的开场白是什么? |
| I... uh... daddy's home. | 我... 呃... 爹地回家了 |
| Daddy's home? | 爹地回家了? |
| Yeah. | 对 |
| Okay,you want us to go over there right now | 好吧, 你希望我们现在过去 |
| and say to those girls,"daddy's home"? | 然后跟那些女生说 "爹地回家了"? |
| Really think about that,Barney. | 认真想清楚点, Barney |
| Hmm. Yeah,I think it's pretty solid. | 嗯 耶, 我觉得很不错 |
| Okay,think about this. | 好吧, 想下这个 |
| Is there even a single item | 菜单里有任何 |
| on the menu that has garlic in it? | 放了大蒜的菜吗? |
| Garlic fries. | 大蒜炸薯条 |
| Okay,well,I'll get back to you. | 好吧, 嗯, 我再想想 |
| Oh,daddy's back. | 噢, 爹地回来了 |
| See,if you'd taken a moment to think about that... | 看吧, 如果你有认真想想... |
| then daddy wouldn't have gotten this | 那么爹地就不可能拿到 |
| seven-digit father's day card from Amy. | 这个7位数的父亲节卡片了 ……来自于Amy的 |
| Ah. That worked? | 啊 那管用吗? |
| I hate the world. | 我恨这个世界 |
| Ted,your problem isall you do is think,think,think. | Ted, 你的问题是每次 做什么都是考虑, 考虑, 考虑 |
| I'm teaching you how to do,do,do. | 我在教你怎么 实践, 实践, 实践 |
| do-do Doo-doo. | （孩童用语“大便”） |
| Totally. | 对啊 |
| So I think a lot. | 我考虑很多 |
| I happen to have a very powerful brain. | 因为我恰好有一个 很聪明的大脑 |
| It can't be helped. | 那不可能有用 |
| Oh,yes,it can. | 噢, 不, 它可以 |
| Interesting. | 有趣 |
| Ted,I believe you and I met for a reason. | Ted, 我相信我们相遇 是有原因的 |
| It's like the universe was saying,"hey,Barney, | 就象上天在说, 嘿, Barney |
| "there's this dude-- he's pretty cool | 有个家伙 不错的家伙 |
| but it's your job to make him awesome." | 但你的工作是让他变的很棒 |
| Your brain screws you up,Ted. | 你的脑把你给搞砸了, Ted |
| It gets in the way. | 一直这样 |
| It happened with Robin, | Robin也是 |
| it happened with half boob, | 半个乳房也是 |
| and it's gonna keep onhappening until you power down | 这些事会一直发生 直到…… |
| that bucket of neuroses inebriation-style. | 你用酒医治你的神经妄想症 |
| So,what,you want me to do a shot? | 那么, 怎么, 你想我喝一杯吗? |
| Oh,no. I want you to do five shots. | 噢, 不 我想要你把五杯都喝了 |
| Ooh.Ooh. More interesting. | 喔 喔 更加有趣了 |
| Barney,I think you've officially... | Barney, 我觉得你... |
| no,don't think. Do. | 不, 别考虑了 喝吧 |
| Ted,he's right: You overthink. | Ted, 他是对的 你想太多了 |
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| Maybe you should overdrink. | 也许你应该多喝点 |
| Drink,drink... drink, drink,drink... drin drink,drink... | 喝, 喝... 喝 喝, 喝... |
| uh,Lily,will you tell theseguys how stupid they're being? | 呃, Lily, 你来告诉 他们这事有多蠢? |
| Guys,you are being immature and moronic, | 伙计, 你们太不成熟和愚蠢了 |
| ……and drink,drink... oh! | ……还有喝, 喝... 噢! |
| Drink,drink,ink... drink,drink,drink... | 喝... 喝... |
| Let me tell you something about this brain,okay? | 让我来告诉你一点 关于这大脑的事, 好吗? |
| Mere alcohol cannot stop this brain. | 酒精不能让 这脑袋停止思考 |
| Drink,drink... I love it! | 喝... 我喜欢这个! |
| I love it! I love it! | 我喜欢这个! 我喜欢这个! |
| This brain,dear mortals,is no ordinary brain. | 这大脑, 亲爱的凡人们 这不是普通的大脑 |
| Drink,drink... this is a super brain. | 喝... 这是超级大脑 |
| this brain is unstoppable. | 是不可能被阻止思考的 |
| This brain... | 这大脑... |
| and that's all I remember. | 这就是所有我记得的了 |
| Except for a few other hazy memories. | 除了一些模糊的记忆 |
| But really,the next thing I remember | 但真的, 下面我记得的 |
| was waking up the following morning, | 就是第二天早晨醒来的事了 |
| so there were some unanswered questions. | 所以就有好多 亟待解答的问题了 |
| How much did I drink? | 我喝了多少? |
| How did I sprain my ankle? | 我怎么弄伤脚踝的? |
| Who was this girl in my bed? | 在我床上的女孩是谁? |
| There's our rock star. | 我们的摇滚明星来了 |
| Okay,uh... what the hell happened last night? | 好吧, 呃... 昨晚 到底发生了什么? |
| You really don't remember,superbrain? | 你真的都不记得了吗 超级大脑? |
| So uncle Marshall and aunt Lilly filled me in. | Marshall叔叔和Lily阿姨 补上了我的记忆 |
| And how did you guys like the shots? | 你们觉得这酒怎么样? |
| I drank all five,bitch. | 我把五杯都喝完了, 婊子 |
| I love drunk Ted. | 我喜欢喝醉的Ted |
| Marshall thinks you're vampire. | Marshall认为你是吸血鬼 |
| all right,if he pukes, | 好吧, 如果他吐了 |
| one of you guys cleans it up. | 你们之一要清理干净 |
| No dibs. | 不是我 |
| Oh. No D... damn it! Yes. | 噢 不是... 该死! 耶 |
| How quickly you l forget. | 我忘了你有多快了 |
| I haven't puked since high school. | 从高中起我就没吐过了 |
| I am vomit-free since 93. | 我从93年起就没吐过了 |
| Vomit-free since 93. That's funny.I'm funny! | 93年起, 免吐王 这太好笑了 我很好笑! |
| Who are you calling? | 你在给谁打电话? |
| Robin Robin. | |
| Oh,bad idea jeans. | 噢, 坏主意 |
| No,no,it's a great idea. | 不, 不, 这是个好主意 |
| That's the whole point of getting drunk. | 这就是为什么要喝醉的重点 |
| You do things you'd never do if you were sober. | 你可以做一些清醒时候 不可能做的事情 |
| Says every girl you've ever slept with.Say what? | -援引你睡过的女人的话 -说的好 |
| Hello,Robin.It's Ted. | 喂, Robin 我是Ted |
| Oh,hi,Ted. | 噢, 嗨, Ted |
| Hello,Robin. It's Ted. | 你好, Robin 我是Ted |
| Hi,Ted. Sounds like you're having fun. | 嗨, Ted听起来你兴致很高 |
| Robin,have I ever told you that | Robin, 我有告诉过你 |
| I am vomit-free since 93? | 我从93年就没吐过? |
| Listen,Ted,I can't really talk right... 93? | 听着, Ted, 我现在 不方便聊... 93年? |
| Dude,that's impressive. | 伙计, 这很让人惊讶 |
| Robin,I don't say this enough, | Robin, 我永远也说不够 |
| but you're a great woman,and a great reporter. | 但你确实是个不错的女人 和伟大的记者 |
| You should be on 60 minutes. | 你应该上“60分钟” （CBS著名新闻节目） |
| You should be one of the minutes. | 你应该是那些分钟的一员 |
| That's sweet... and odd. | 这很让人高兴... 和奇怪 |
| But I'm kind of on a date right now. | 但我现在正在约会 |
| Yeah,and I disagree with Barney. | 对, 我不同意Barney的观点 |
| Just cause this guy's spending a lot of money | 那家伙花了很多钱 |
| doesn't mean you have to put out. | 并不代表你得献身 |
| Take it slow,Robin. | 放慢点进度, Robin |
| Take it slow. | 放慢点 |
| Slow... bye,Ted. | 慢点... 拜, Ted |
| Slow... wow,right. | -慢点...-哇, 对了 |
| That's why we don't do shots. | 这就是为什么我们不喝 |
| Friends don't let friends drink and dial. | 朋友不会让朋友 喝醉然后打电话 |
| I need that phone back. | 我要拿回电话 |
| You'll get this back at the end of class. | 你会在下课的时候拿到的 |
| Ding.Class dismissed.Here you go,kid. | 叮 下课了 你的电话, 小朋友 |
| You call whoever you want. | 你给谁打电话都行 |
| Thank you,kind sir. | 谢谢, 好心的老师 |
| At least someone appreciates the fact that | 至少有人欣赏我 |
| I am doing and not thinking. | 行动，而不是考虑 |
| And now,I don't think I won't | 还有现在, 我不会想 |
| not go to the bathroom. | 我不去厕所 |
| Was that necessary? | 这有必要吗? |
| He is not making smart decisions. | 他不是在做明智的决定 |
| Exactly.It's like,what's he gonna do next? | 完全正确，就象 他下一步要做什么? |
| I don't know,but I want to find out. | 我不知道, 但我要找出来 |
| cheap trick? | 烂把戏? |
| Oh,Ted. | 噢, Ted |
| hello again,Ted. | 又见了, Ted |
| Hey,it's me again | 嘿，我又来了 |
| plain to see again | 清晰的再次相见 |
| please,can I see you every day | 求求你，能不能每天与你见面 |
| I love everyone in this bar! | 我爱这里每个人! |
| we love you,drunk Ted! | 我们也爱你,醉Ted! |
| I'm a fool again | 我又一次成了笨蛋 |
| I fell lo... ve. | 我又落入了爱…… |
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| Well,that explainthe ankle. | 嗯, 这就解释了为什么脚踝痛 |
| Then we brought you home and put you to bed. | 后来我们把你带回家睡觉 |
| Was there anyone else in there with me? | 有别的人和我一起回来吗? |
| Shh.Thers a girl in there! | 嘘 有个女的在里面! |
| I know. | 我知道 |
| And a pineapple. | 和一个菠萝 |
| I know. | 我知道 |
| Who is she? | 她是谁? |
| I don't know. | 不知道 |
| What the hell happened to my jacket? | 我的夹克怎么了? |
| Whoa. | 哇 |
| That girl in there is alive,right? | 里面那女的还活着, 是不? |
| I should call Barney. | 我得给Barney打个电话 |
| Maybe he knows what happened. | 可能他知道发生什么了 |
| Hello. | 喂 |
| Why are you sleeping in our tub? | 你干嘛睡在我们的浴缸里? |
| Uh,the porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling. | 呃, 陶瓷保持西装不变皱 |
| Wait,were you here when I went to the bathroom | 等等, 我昨天半夜上厕所 |
| in the middle of the night? | 你也在这儿？ |
| Don't worry. | 别担心 |
| I slept through it. | 我睡着了 |
| I totally didn't sleep through it. | 事实上我没睡着 |
| Oh,and wow,for a little girl,you got a big tank. | 噢, 哇, 你身材这么娇小 看不出容量这么大 |
| How did you get in here anyway? | 你到底怎么进来的? |
| We put Ted to bed around 1:00. | 我们大概一点钟 把Ted弄上床的 |
| Oh,you put Ted to bed,all right. | 噢, 你们把Ted弄上床, 好吧 |
| You guys take care of me. | 你们照顾我 |
| You guys are the best. | 你们是最棒的 |
| I love you guys so much. | 我爱死你们了 |
| Good night,Ted. Love you,too,buddy. | -晚安, Ted-我也爱你 伙计 |
| I'm back,baby doll! | 我又来了, 宝贝! |
| Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! He rallies! | 嘿! 嘿! 他又来啦! |
| And the night begins now! | 夜生活开始了! |
| All right.Game face on. Carl,two more. | 好了 精神点 Carl, 再来两杯 |
| All right,what do we think of this one? | 好吧 这个怎么样? |
| I think she...trick question.No thinking. | -我觉得她...-圈套问题 不许想 |
| You know what time it is? | 你知道几点了吗? |
| Huh? | 哼? |
| It's do o'clock. | 是做事时间了 |
| Let's ride. | 我们走吧 |
| Bring it! | 上吧！ |
| Hi. Have you met Ted? | 嗨 见过Ted吗? |
| Excuse me. | 抱歉 |
| You're calling Robin. | 你在给Robin打电话吗 |
| I'm calling Robin. | 我在给Robin打电话 |
| Ted,as your mentor and spiritual guide, | Ted, 做为你身体上 和精神上的导师 |
| I forbid you from calling her. | 我禁止你打给她 |
| Oh,yeah? What you gonna do? | 噢, 耶? 你想怎样? |
| If you complete that call, | 如果你打电话 |
| I will set your coat on fire. | 我就点燃你的外套 |
| You're bluffing. | 你在唬我 |
| Hello,Robin. It's Ted. | 喂, Robin 我是Ted |
| -Ted,for the last time,stop... -ow! | -Ted, 最后一次, 停止...-哇! |
| Ted? Ted? |
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