The Big Bang Theory Season 1,Episode 13

The Bat Jar Conjecture

 

HOWARD

Ohh,more details about the new Star Trek film.There's going go be a scene depicting Spock's birth.

RAJESH

I'd be more interested in a scene depicting Spock's conception.

SHELDON

Oh,please,.For Vulcans,mating,or,if you will,Pon farr...it's an extremely private matter.

LEONARD

Still,I'd like to know the details.His mother was human.His father was Vulcan.They couldn't just conceive.

HOWARD

Maybe they had to go to a clinic.Can you imagine Spock's Dad in a little room with a copy of Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears?

RAJESH

How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same?No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,'Hey,get your thing out of my nose.'

PENNY

Hi.Can you help me?I was writing an e-mail and the A key got stuck.Now it's just going,'Aaaaah.'

LEONARD

What did you spill on it?

PENNY

Nothing.Diet Coke.And yogurt.And a little nail polish.

LEONARD

Gentleman,switching to local nerd news,Fishman,Chen,Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team in the university Physics Bowl this year.

LEONARD

You're kidding.Why not?