一个前台小姐的爆笑英语

刚才在一个英语学习论坛上，看到一个搞笑帖子，内容是一个外国人去一家中国公司办事，与前台小姐的英语对话，下面是原文：
　　小姐：Hello.
　　老外：Hi.
　　小姐：You have what thing?
　　老外：Can you speak English?
　　小姐：If I not speak English, I am speaking what?
　　老外：Can anybody else speak English?
　　小姐：You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time.
    老外：Anybody here can speak English?
　　小姐：Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
　　老外：I want to speak to your head.
　　小姐：Head not zai. You tomorrow come.