Interesting quotes translated

1、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡； cash are not omnipotent, sometimes also credit cards are needed… 2、每个人都应该热爱动物，尤其是煮熟的； everyone should love animals, especially cooked ones 3、要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡； conserve water usage, so take shower together with ur gf/bf 4、要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道 use your heart to love your neighbor, but don’t let her husband know. 5、每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。 每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个； behind every successful man, there is always a woman. behind every unsuccessful man, there are always two. 6、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛； Even the [...]