P: Good evening, sir. You were driving too fast.
M: Really. Was i.
P: Yes, you were going well above the speed limit.
M: I’m sorry, officer.
P: Ok, I need to see your driver’s license.
M: Here is my driver’s license.
P: Your license is expired. Are you aware of that?
M: No, sir. That’s a surprise. I didn’t know.
P: It expired more than a year ago.
P: Is this your car.
M: No, sir, it’s a friend’s. I’m borrowing it for the night.
P: Get out of the car and put your hands behind your back.
M: Why officer, what have I done.
P: Just do as I say.
M: Ok, officer, I’m cooperating. Please don’t push me.
P: Get your hands behind your back.
M: Ok! ok!
P: I’m not asking you. I’m ordering you.
M: Please officer, I haven’t done anything wrong.
P: Stand still and don’t say anything. This is a stolen car, are you aware of that.
M: Are you going to arrest me.
P: What do you think. That’s what we do with car thieves.
M: If you let me go, I will give you a couple of thousand dollars. I haven’t hurt anybody.
P: So now you’re trying to bribe me. How stupid can you be.
M: I just don’t want to go back to jail. Give me a break.
P: Sure, you are a nice guy. I’d like to give you a break. But that’s nothing I can do.
M: Please officer.
P: Ok, where is the money. Let me see it and I will think about it.