Code Monkey get up get coffee
程序猿起身喝咖啡
Code Monkey go to job
程序猿上班去
Code Monkey have boring meeting
程序猿开了个无聊的会
With boring manager Rob
一起开会的上司Rob也够无聊
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent Rob
说程序猿很勤奋
But his output stink
但做的东西却不行
His code not "functional" or "elegant"
他的代码“用不了”或“不够好”
What do Code Monkey think?
程序猿在想什么？
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
程序猿想，上司可能想干脆自己来写那个TMD登录页
Code Monkey not say it out loud
程序猿没大声说出来
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud
程序猿可没疯，只是有点得意
Code Monkey like Fritos
程序猿喜欢吃Fritos薯片
Code Monkey like Tab and Moutain Dew
程序猿喜欢喝Tab和雪碧
Code Monkey very simple man
程序猿是个直爽人
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
心里藏着点温暖的秘密：
Code Monkey like you
程序猿喜欢你
Code Monkey hang around at front desk
程序猿在前台混着
Tell you sweater look nice
说你的毛线衣真好看
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
程序猿给你买苏打水
Bring you cup, bring you ice
还送上杯子和冰块
You say no thank you for the soda cause
你说谢谢，不用了
Soda make you fat
因为喝苏打水会变胖
Anyway you busy with the telephone
你得忙着接电话
No time for chat
没时间闲聊
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle his sit down pretend to work
程序猿走回小隔间，坐下假装工作
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
程序猿没想通
Code Monkey not feeling so great
程序猿感觉不太好
Code Monkey have every reason
程序猿有理由
To get out this place
离开这个地方
Code Monkey just keep on working
程序猿还是留下来工作
See you soft pretty face
看着你可爱柔软的脸
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
醒来，咖啡蛋糕做早餐
Take bath, take nap
洗澡，睡觉
This job "fulfilling in creative way"
这工作“创意无穷”
Such a load of crap
真是废话一堆
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
程序猿以为总有一天会得到一切，包括像你一般好的女孩
Code Monkey just waiting for now
程序猿在等待
Code Monkey say someday, somehow
程序猿说，总有一天，总会实现
by Jonathan Coulton
licensed under the Creative Commons
(Code Monkey like you)