出大事儿了！美国网友盛赞虎扑JR历史位置前10排名完爆ESPN！说得我脸都红了！

来源：美国JRs之声

编辑：虎扑体育

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About two months ago, the "Chinese r/nba"(from hupu.com) ranked their all time greatest players for five positions by fans voting. It took more than 230,000 votes through 50 days to finish this ranking (inspired by /r/NBA's 50 Best in 50 Days). Chinese fans would like to know how you guys like the list, is this better than ESPN`s? Here is the list, if you are interested:

大概2个月前，中国湿乎乎（来自虎扑）通过球迷投票选出了他们的各位置历史前10球员，历时50天超过23万投票完成了这次排名（投票形式来源于reddit50天票选50大球员）。中国球迷想知道你们怎么看这份榜单，比ESPN选的要好不？榜单奉上，如果你有兴趣的话：

• Surprisingly good list

  出人意料的好啊，这个榜单

• this is one of the best lists i have seen. no curry. KD should be ranked lower right now.

  Wade is #4 IMO also. This is the most accurate ranking I've ever seen.

  这是我看过的最好的排名之一了！没有库里，杜兰特现在也应该排得低一点。

  韦德我也同意是第4，这是我见过的最准确的排名！

• Lol I was expecting Yao Ming as #1 center for sure. Now I feel like an asshole cause it's actually a great list.

  哈哈，我还以为肯定会看到姚明排到第一中锋呢。现在我感觉自己就像个2b，因为这个榜单真得很好

• Man I wish Yao was healthy and he would be on that damn list!

  哎，我真希望姚明要是能保持健康就好了，那他尼玛就会上这个榜单了！

• Haha, I`m sure the Chinese fans will call you "Dongqiudi", which means "Mr. know-all in basketball world".

  哈哈，我确定中国球迷会管你叫"董秋迪“，意思是”篮球里属你最懂球“

• Are these the same people that gave us HibbertCoin? Because if so anything they say is good in my book.

  这些投票的人就是当初给我们介绍希伯特币的人吗？如果是他们的话，那他们说啥我都服

• I am from China too. I think it would be interesting to introduce some other popular NBA jokes from hupu.com to here. You know, like 3 illusions of Texas, listening to Kobe's game, Harden's 5 pointers, the Rookie Duncan, and Curry the sky fucker and etc.

  edit: explanation below in the replies.

  我也来自中国。我觉得给你们介绍些其它虎扑有关NBA的梗会有很有意思。比如德州3大幻觉，听科比的比赛，哈登的5分球，新秀邓肯，还有库日天等等...

• Curry the what? Lmfao

  库里是啥？哈哈哈

• Well that nickname starts this season. It's like we always praise a player "sky is his limit", and Curry this season is like "fuck the sky I am going higher".

  And every time Curry puts up ridiculous stats, people would say "Oh boy he fucks the sky again. Poor sky."

  这个外号是这个赛季才开始的，就像是我们总是称赞一名球员“天空才是他的极限”，而库里这个赛季就像是”去你的天空，我的上限更高“、每次库里打出逆天数据时，人们就会说

  库里又日天了，可怜的老天”

• explanation:

  3 illusions of Texas: Spurs is old, Mavs is weak, Rockets is good.

  Listening to Kobe's game: a self-mockery joke from Kobe fans, referring to the sound of rim that every missed shot makes. Kobe sometimes has too many shoot attempts even at a cold night, and you only need to listen to his game ( a lot of bricks).Harden's 5 pointers: Harden has to many FTs, sometimes his stats is like 6/20 FG and 30 pts, which looks like every shot is a 5 pointers.

  The Rookie Duncan: referring to Tim's absurd longevity and how he was already playing like a GOAT since rookie year. This season every time when Duncan has a low scoring game, we said he finally hits the rookie wall.

  解释下：

  德州三大幻觉：马刺太老，小牛很弱，火箭很强。

  听科比的比赛：是科蜜们的自嘲，参见科比每次打铁的声音，科比即便手冷的时候也投得太多，你只需要用耳朵听他的比赛就行了（大量打铁声）。

  哈登的5分球：哈登罚球数太多了，有时候他的数据是20投6中都可以拿下30分，看着就像是一球算5分一样。

  新秀邓肯：参见邓肯逆天的耐操性生涯，而且他新秀赛季就打得像是第一人一样。这个赛季邓肯终于得分低了下来，我们说邓肯是撞了新秀墙

• rockets is good

  Damn y'all be shitting on the rockets over there too

  ”火箭很强“

  卧槽你们那儿也使劲黑火箭啊

• Tell Chinese /r/NBA I love them. OP, can you post more of their stuff here more often? Making this cross-cultural connection is awesome.

  楼主帮告诉中国湿乎乎球迷，我爱他们，你能再多来发一些他们的东西吗？制造文化互通交流太赞了！

• A lot of ppl seems to like CP3, I do too but if they want him higher up, how about Melo ? he should be in the top 10 as well.

  看上去很多人都喜欢保罗啊，我也喜欢。但如果他们把保罗选上来，那甜瓜呢？他也应该入选前10

• I like your pg ratings. I think you're underestimating Hakeem.

  This is very cool.

  我真的很喜欢你们的控卫排名，我觉得你们低估了大梦。

  这榜单很酷！

• just curious but where did Chris Webber place on ESPNs list? Glad to see the Chinese fans show C-Webb love tho. Great overall list

  很好奇ESPN把韦伯排哪儿去了？很开心看到中国球迷展现出对韦伯的爱，总体来说榜单很赞

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国内JRs评论：

@Thad-Yo：

虎扑历史地位提升一帖

@职业hc潜水员：

不得不说这能在Reddit火和这几位JR高水准的翻译关系很大啊，真是优秀

@lijin89：

Curry fuck the sky

英文果然不能解释博大精深的中文啊

昊字真是太有深度了

@yhnolh：

卧槽我得赶紧去reddit装个逼，这贴让我觉得以后只要告诉他们我是虎扑JRs就可以在reddit横着走了

@叫我光头强：

他们还不知道虎扑是最黄的篮球网站，不然会更感兴趣的

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