从quora汇总了对英语语法错误的吐槽。先看看老外评论时使用的各类吐槽常用英语：
普通类：confusing;upset;seriously!;makes you itch(让你难受);is annoying(烦）
严重类：frustrated;Makes me lose my mind;I’m really sick of this;assail my eyes(攻击我的眼睛）;there is no excuse.
发狂类：drives me up the wall(受不了了); frustrates the hell out of me;should be a crime now;
mind boggling(难以想象);I feel exhausted It drives me crazy;Drives me insane.
搞笑类：make my English teacher mother roll over in her grave(让我英语老师的妈妈在坟墓里转侧难安）；take my eyeballs out(把眼珠子挖出来)and put them in a glass of water；“Can able” might make me a cannibal.（can和able一起用让我想吃人)
文采类：排比
I don't flinch when people write “could of”, “would of”, “should of”.
当他们写”could of”,”would of”,”should of”时，我不退缩！(我忍.....)
I don't wince when people mix up “their”, “they're” or “there”，
当他们混淆”their”,”they are”或”three“时，我不畏缩！(我还忍.....)
I don't mind that people can't tell the difference between “your” and “you're”.
当他们分不清”your”和“you are”时，我不介怀！(我大度....)
Sometimes, just sometimes, I might even say “me and my friends”..!
但是，有时，只是有时，我自己也会说”me and my friends”（我体谅...)
But there is one thing, justonething, that I can't get on board with, and it is this:
但是，有一条，就这一条，我实在不能认同，.......(我忍无可忍......)
好吧，下面简要汇总下部分我可以理解的：
错误：不用标点
说明：KILL HIM NOT. LET HIM GO
KILL HIM. NOT LET HIM HO
意思差别不小吧。
错误：for GOD’s sakes为了上帝方便？？
正确：for god sakes看在上帝的份上
确实，for god’s sake,用正确语法，让上帝看得懂！
错误:You're welcomed
正确：You're welcome
说明：可能你是太客气了。
错误：喜欢用male和female，而不是man woman。同一个句子，前面用men,后面用female
说明：male和female可以用于任何有性别之分的动物，不只是人
我们议论文写得多，少见多怪了。
错误：动词名词化，形容词化，老绕来绕去！
例如I hope就可以了。 错误：I hopefully want.... It’s to be hoped
老外喜欢用动词，你偏偏绕来绕去，
绕来绕去啊，老说“I would like to offer a proposal/opinion/suggestion”
简单说，I suggest不就好了
错误：Can you able to finish it on time?
Would you be able to finish it on time?
正确：Can you finish it on time?
Would youfinish it on time?
说明: can，would不要和able to合用，重复
错误：type of cars
正确：types of car
解释：英语名词是表示“一类，类别”时，没有复数。如toothpaste（牙膏），不能是teethpaste.有多少颗牙都不行。
错误：It’s okay say me what’s wrong.
When did he said them that?
正确：It’s okaytellme what’s wrong.
When did hetellthem that?
解释：分不清tell, say。 很正常，中文凡是说话，都是“说”一个字
Say,不接“向谁”说。I said three words. I say hello.表示说过。
Tell:接“向谁”说，表示向谁提供信息
错误：I hate comma splices, they really piss me off.
正确：I hate comma splices.They really piss me off.
解释：两个句子彼此独立就不要用逗号逗到底。
解决办法：
1)加连词
I hate comma splices,andthey really piss me off.
2)新句子
I hate comma splices. They really piss me off.
3)分号
I hate comma splices; they really piss me off.
错误：less people
正确：fewer people
解释：less不可数，fewer可数
错误：each day和every day分不清
解释：everyday是表示平常，并非真正是每天雷打不动。如exercise everyday是指经常运动。Exercise each day in this week,这周每天都运动
错误：different than...
正确：different from ....
错误：过多的用myself yourself
正确：主语和宾语一致I gave myself a present. I did that all by myself.
表示强调I, myself, am a big fan.
其他尽量少用
错误：频繁使用定冠词the.
正确：该用再用。没有那么多特指。
错误：could of，should of
正确：could have, should have。
错误：more stronger
正确：stronger
说明：重复
错误：Me and my brother
正确: My brother and I
错误：混淆“this”和”some”
说明：this guy和some guy意思完全不同。this指身边或者特指某个人。Some某个人，不认识
错误：时态不一致。描述以前的事，前一句过去时，后一句现在时。
错误:混淆i.e.和e.g.
正确: i.e.是拉丁词，表示“也就是”，“换句话说”
e.g.表示for example，例如
错误：多个形容词形容一个名词，形容词词序乱搞
正确：顺序Opinion(观点）-size-age-shape-colour-origin(来自哪)-material-purpose(目的)-noun.
“lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife.”
错误：I写成i， 烦!
错误：to not play
正确: not to play
说明; not to....., not to....., not to....., not to....., not to.....读10遍
错误: CD’s Teacher’s
正确:CDs teachers
说明：单引号常表示缩写，不是复数
错误：大写任何自己认为重要的单词
错误：I ran home quick
正确: I ran home quickly
说明：不用副词，用形容词修饰动词。
其他非常恼火的typo(书写错误)
Tow, to ,too; It’s ,its; your ,you’re; i, I; their,they;than,then......
这些问题并不仅仅出现在书面英语中，英语口语更难避免。乐知的中高级学员在英语口语中也犯同样的错误。要么我们一起继续把老外”drive them up the wall”（把他们逼疯了），要么我们一起学好英语。更愿意选择后者对吧！
老外的英语语法课，感兴趣的来听：www.hiknow.com/sessionhall.html
（文章转自乐知英语小站）