@懂她，才能获得芳心

“I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.”

      我觉得女人们自比她们和男人是平等的，真是太傻了；其实她们比男人优越的多，而且向来如此。

     这是英国作家，诺贝尔奖获得者威廉·戈尔丁说的。

    “Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.”

     无论什么东西给一个女人，她都会把它变得更大。你给她精子，她会给你一个婴儿。你给她一栋房子，她会给你一个家。你给她买来一堆食品，她给你一顿美餐。你给她一个微笑，她会把真心交给你。总之不管给她什么，她都加倍回报。

     So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

      也因此，如果你说她什么都不是的时候，准备好狗血淋头。(直译：准备好接收一吨的粪便吧）