又是一年开始了

I resolve to have resolve;

I promise to be more promising;

I swear I will try to stop swearing;

I will focus on being more focused;

I agree to be more agreeable;

I give my word to try to not have words with people;

I maintain that I will be low maintenance;

I declare that I will not make declarations;

I will still opt to keep my options open;

I will still have exact change for when madness takes its toll.