多么幽默又可爱的文案

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别人一夸我，我就担心，担心别人夸得不够。(´-ω-`)
As soon as someone praises me, I'm worried that they don't praise me enough.

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英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。
Heroes are sad about beauty. I am not a hero. Beauty lets me pass.

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我以为“隐身”别人就找不到我了，没用的，像我这样的人，无论在哪里都像漆黑夜里的萤火虫，够鲜明够出众。
I thought "hidden" others would not find me. It's useless. People like me, everywhere, look like fireflies in the dark night.

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我最近真的很忙，甚至一天都很难保证有16小时的睡眠！
I've been really busy lately, and it's even hard to guarantee 16 hours of sleep a day!

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好几天没吃饭了，看谁都像烙饼。

I haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

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扔硬币：正面就去上网、反面就去睡觉，立起来就去写作业。(｀˘ω˘)
Toss a coin: go to the Internet on the front, go to bed on the reverse, and do your homework when you stand up

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一方有难，八方点赞。
One side is in trouble, the eight sides like it.

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✨[08]

你再不理我，我就变成包子，而且是天津最出名的那个。
If you ignore me, I will become a bun, and the most famous one in Tianjin.

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小时候不爱吃饭，导致现在个矮；现在是爱吃饭了，导致又胖又矮。
When I was young, I didn't like to eat, which caused me to be short; now I like to eat, which caused me to be fat and short.

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复习就是把不会的东西再确认一遍，你确实不会。(ง •̀_•́)ง
Review is to reconfirm what you can't, you really don't.

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世界上最好的事，就是关我屁事！
The best thing in the world is my fart!

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铁打的身体，磁铁打的床，不是我不想起，都是床吸住我不让我起。
The body hit by iron and the bed hit by magnets are not that I don't want to get up. They all suck me up and keep me from getting up.

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