Your highness, The elf may have value far beyond we expected. It appears It may be true to the old legends regarding elves. It seems certain secret were set down in the ancient writings of Mephismo.
美人鱼的诱惑
-So,Mekimer,I know I've been a little cold and distant and someone would say overflowing with revulsion.
-That's ok.I don't listen to women.
-But before we marry and I enter a state of semi-pregnancy.I just wanted to make sure you have some fun......That's why I insist you have a bachelor party.
-It will be way out on the open seas where the only law is the law of now laws.They call it party barge and it's charting a course for Mermaid Island.
-This Island has real mermaids? It's not just named after Gerald K Mermaids?
-It was named after him,But it also have mermaids.
-It's intriguing,But don't mer maids use their mersmo-songs to lure man to their death?
-Oh,only weak-minded man fall for that.
Attention on the party barge! we'll be sailing now into treacherous waters.To starboard ,man-eating sharks.To port, a sunset so beautiful, the rest of your life will seem anticlimactic .
But the worst lies ahead. For there lurk the twin shores.Of mermaid Island and Walrus Island.
And you don't want to mix these up,believe me.
All right.
let's get this underway.Everyone lineup single file to get lashed the masts.God forbid you lose control and jump over board.
Look like I picked the wrong day to wear sandals. 穿错鞋了
If this flask isn't filled with elf blood by morning, we'll grind him to a paste and see if that works better.
What the hell 's wrong with my daughter?She's like a one-man wrecking woman.
According to holy books,Your first mistake was educating her.
The sheer defiance of reason and decorum leads me to believe that Beanie is what they now call a teenager.
That doesn't exactly explain why she desecrated sacred remains.
defiance （the open refusal to obey rules ) defy
decorum(propriety in manners and conduct). dec 美丽，得体。 同 decent dignity
desecrate (to damage a holy thing/place. treat it without respect)
de-不/非 secra 神 同consecrate，saint
Let's have a look at this no-good pile of scum.Starting at the feet.
Mud-covered crime boots.
Legs muscled by years on the run
Obviously stolen belt. Nondescript torso.
Moving up to the face area.
Uh,weak chin, buck teeth and woo.....