disenchantment S01e01

S01E01

精灵厌世

Kissy save your lips for prepackaged candy assortments, and Elfo ,it's like you don't appreciate your assembly-line job.

Singing while you work is not happiness,It's mental illness.I'm sick of being happy all the time, just once I wish I could go somewhere people are miserable

I wanna taste sth. other than sweet.I want to cry salty tears,learn bitter truth.I want to take a big meaty bite out of life.

-You're so naughty

-Why is everyone always saying that?

Just [ because I'm not jolly all the time] doesn't make me a weirdo.But it's like you do the slightest thing here and everyone freaks out. It's like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses.

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婚前紧张

I understand you darling I also had butterflies in stomach before my wedding.

It's not a veil.It's your corset.see? It pushes all the mincemeat to the top of the pie.

All the wedding hassle for a stupid political alliance.I thought that I'd get married for true love or because I was wasted.

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观察描述蛋糕

I think you'll be very pleased with the revised cake.Your highness.

Nice likeness, competent latticework.  (food chopped into small bite)细节

Moving down sugar volumes seem structurally sound.Back looks good.And just a cursory glance at the bottom tier, and it says......

* cursory ( done quickly and without giving enough attention to details)

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关于命运

I might as well give up and accept that I'll never be anything more than a wealthy queen of a fabulous faraway kingdom.It's my destiny.

-Bean,no, you're beautiful and your skin's so soft, and your hair smells like butter scotch 奶油糖.

you're wrong, pardon my language.Destiny is baloney, your future is forehold,It's what you make of it.

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So if we get 3 wishes,I want to be in charge of my own destiny, to have my mom back obviously, and to have a boyfriend who's great listener.

Before today we had neither riches nor magic, for one blessed second, we almost had both.

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Caramel 焦糖 can be a coatings filling or a candy unto itself.Now a cousin to caramel is nougat 牛轧糖，which is essentially is......