老友记 第一季 第一集 Topic 2

“钱德勒的冷笑话”

Topic 2: “Cold joke by Chandler”

Alright, so I’m back in high school. I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

于是我回到了高中学校。我站在食堂中间，然后意识到我全身赤裸。

Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

噢，好吧，你做了这种梦。

Then I look down, and I realize there’s a phone, there.

然后我低下头，看见那里有一部手机。

Instead of ...?

就这样？

That’s right.

对的！

Never had that dream. No.

从来没做过这种梦。没有。

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

突然，那个电话响了起来。

And it turns out it’s my mother, which is very-very weird because she never calls me.

我发现那是我妈妈打来的，这太奇怪了，因为她从未给我打过电话。

(A very cold joke, right?)

钱德勒的梦（一个冷笑话）