22
This Summer
FULLY RECHARGED AFTER two water bottles and forty minutes in a zoo gift shop full of stuffed camels, we head to our next destination.
The Cabazon Dinosaurs are pretty much exactly what they sound like: two big-ass dinosaur sculptures on the side of the highway in the middle of nowhere, California.
A theme-park sculptor built the steel monsters hoping to drive business to his roadside diner. Since he died, the property’s been sold to a group that put in a creationist museum and gift shop inside the tail of one of the dinosaurs.
It’s the kind of place you stop at because you’re already driving past. It’s also the kind of place you drive to, out of your way, when you’re trying to fill every second of your day.
“Well,” Alex says when we get out of the car. The dusty T. rex and brontosaurus tower over us, a few spiky palm trees and scraggly bushes dotting the sand beneath them. Time and sunlight have drained the dinos of almost any color. They look thirsty, like they’ve been shambling through this place and its harsh sunlight for millennia.
“Well, indeed,” I agree.
“Guess we should get some pictures?” Alex says.
“Definitely.”
He takes his phone out and waits for me to strike some poses in front of the dinosaurs. After a couple tame Instagram-appropriate pictures, I start jumping and flailing my arms, hoping to make him laugh.
He smiles but still looks a little peaked, and I decide it’s best if we get into the shade. We amble through the grounds, take a couple more photos closer up and with the smaller dinosaurs that have been added within the scrubby brush surrounding the two main offerings. Then we climb the steps to poke around the gift shop.
“You can hardly tell we’re inside a dinosaur,” Alex jokingly complains.
“Right? Where are the giant vertebrae? Where are the blood vessels and tail muscles?”
“This is not getting a favorable Yelp review,” Alex mutters, and I laugh, but he doesn’t join in. I’m suddenly aware of how pathetic the AC is in this shop. Nothing compared to the zoo gift shop. We might as well be back in Nikolai’s hellhole.
“Should we get out of here?” I ask.
“God, yes,” Alex says, and sets down the dinosaur figurine he’s been holding.
I check the time on my phone. It’s only four p.m. and we’ve burned through everything I had planned for today. I open my notes app and scan the list for something else to do.
“Okay,” I say, trying to mask my anxiety. “I’ve got it. Come on.”
The Moorten Botanical Garden. It’s outside, but it’s sure to have a better cooling system than the gift shop inside a steel dinosaur.
Only I don’t think to check the hours and we drive all the way there only to find it closed. “Closes at one during the summer?” I read the sign incredulously.
“Do you think it has anything to do with the dangerously high temperature?” Alex says.
“Okay,” I say. “Okay.”
“Maybe we should just go home,” Alex says. “See if Nikolai has fixed the AC.”
“Not yet,” I say, desperate. “There’s something else I wanted to do.”
“Fine,” Alex says. Back at the car, I head him off at the driver’s-side door, and he asks, “What are you doing?”
“I have to drive for this part,” I say.
He arches an eyebrow but gets into the passenger seat. I open my GPS and enter the first address on the list for the “self-guided architecture tour of Palm Springs.”
“It’s . . . a hotel,” Alex says, confused, when we pull up to the funky angular building with its flagstone siding and orange-outlined sign.
“The Del Marcos Hotel,” I say.
“Is there . . . a steel dinosaur inside?” he asks.
I frown. “I don’t think so. But this whole neighborhood, the Tennis Club neighborhood, is supposed to be full of all these ridiculously amazing buildings.”
“Ah,” he says, like that’s all he can muster in the way of enthusiasm.
My stomach drops as I punch in the next address. We drive around for two hours, stop for a cheap dinner (which we drag out for another hour because Cold Air), and when we return to the car, Alex cuts me off at the driver’s-side door. “Poppy,” he says pleadingly.
“Alex,” I say.
“You can drive if you want,” he says, “but I’m getting a little carsick, and I don’t know if I can take seeing any more strangers’ mansions today.”
“But you love architecture,” I say pathetically.
His brow furrows, his eyes narrow. “I . . . what?”
“In New Orleans,” I say, “you just walked around pointing at, like, windows the whole time. I thought you loved this kind of thing.”
“Pointing at windows?”
I throw my arms out to my sides. “I don’t know! You just, like . . . fucking loved looking at buildings!”
He lets out a fatigued laugh. “I believe you,” he says. “Maybe I do love architecture. I don’t know. I’m just . . . really tired and hot.”
I scramble to get my phone out of my purse. There’s still no word from Nikolai. We cannot go back to that apartment. “What about the air museum?”
When I look up, he’s studying me, head tilted and eyes still narrow. He runs a hapless hand through his hair and glances away for a second, sets his hand on his hip. “It’s, like, seven o’clock, Poppy,” he says. “I don’t think it’s going to be open.”
I sigh, deflating. “You’re right.” I cross back to the passenger seat and flop down, feeling defeated as Alex starts the car.
Fifteen miles down the road, we get a flat tire.
“Oh, god,” I groan as Alex pulls off to the side of the road.
“There’s probably a spare,” he says.
“And you know how to put that on?” I say.
“Yes. I know how to put that on.”