英语小故事惹的祸

下午温习了一会儿小学生的英语。

God throw fish back down

A little girl and her father went to the beach. They saw a dead fish on the sand. The girl asked her father "Dad what happened to the fish " Her father told her "Oh the fish died and went to heaven." Then the girl asked "Did! God throw him back down "

读到这一句，忍不住笑了。

Then the girl asked "Did! God throw him back down

有趣的娃，让我想起了我儿时学英语的有趣的故事。

老师说，剩下的二十分钟，请每个同学用英语写个简短的笑话。

突发奇想，我写了个小故事。

A customer went to a restaurant to eat, ordered a braised fish, the dish came up, the customer tasted a bite, said not bright to return. The boss smiled and said, I this fish to wait for you, waiting for almost two months, who let you not come early to taste fresh?

谁知老师读到我的小故事后，当场叫我站起来，她问我:“哪家饭店把鱼放个数月，还为等某个人来啊？你是言情小说看多了吧？”

我小声道:“老师，你不是说自己编个小故事吗？所以我就随便编了！”

“这就是你编的故事，合情合理吗？下课到我办公室反省反省。”