来自董小姐的一个跟你异国恋的影子

他在西班牙上学两年(拿到了永久居住证),然后泰国五年,擅长French cuisine,我还特地考了他一下问他法式croissants怎么做,结果他气都不喘地把制作方法详细的描述了一遍。好吧我相信他是大师lol。他来上海已经一个礼拜了,准备在这开一家西餐厅,这几天正忙着计划,一个礼拜后正式开工。他说比起欧洲他更喜欢待在亚洲,也是喜欢和别人看起来不一样这种感觉。

我们在雨夜的大马路上走了20来分钟,我说你到底记不记得路啊,走了这么久都没看到餐厅。他向我伸出了中指lol,我说几个意思,我是担心你会饿晕。他说他以前参过军,方向感自然是相当的好,他们国家每个男的到了一定年纪都要服兵役。嗯,战斗民族。(这里还特意百度了一下战斗民族的意思:多形容俄罗斯人,因为他们性格都比较彪悍,天生豪放不羁无所畏惧,常常做出一些匪夷所思又啼笑皆非的事情。)

He went to school in Spain for two years (get a permanent residence permit), then Thailand for five years, good at French cuisine, I also specially asked him to ask him how to do the French croissants, and he did not breathe the description of the production method. Again. Ok, I believe he is the master lol. He has been in Shanghai for a week, and is planning to open a Western restaurant here. He is busy planning for the past few days and officially started work after one week. He said that he prefers to stay in Asia compared to Europe, and he likes to feel different from others.

We walked for 20 minutes on the big road on the rainy night. I said that you can't remember the road. I haven't seen the restaurant after so long. He extended the middle finger lol to me, I said a few things, I am worried that you will be hungry. He said that he had participated in the army before, and the sense of direction was naturally quite good. Every man in the country had to perform military service at a certain age. Well, fighting the nation. (There is also a special meaning of Baidu fighting the nationals here: more to describe the Russians, because they are more embarrassed, naturally unconstrained, and often do something ridiculous and ridiculous.)

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走了好久终于看见几家餐厅了,他说有一家中餐馆特别好吃,要带我去。我一进去看里面全是大圆桌(摆酒席聚会用的),根本不适合两个人吃嘛!我们在大桌子前踌躇了一番,于是店家给我们安排了一个小桌子,也是不能再尴尬了。然后说到点餐,我以为他会把菜单递给我让我先选,然而并没有,反而是他一个人选的嗨,丝毫没有要问我的意思

ಥ_ಥ,这这这和之前的约会都不一样...咋不按套路出牌啊!然后上菜啦,有牛肉,有鱼,有海藻..yummy

yummy口水流一地。点餐就算了,好我忍!然后开吃。首先夹了一块鱼肉放到碗里,我有点轻微的感动,结果是他把盘里的鱼全吃光了也没问我一下,所以我就只吃了他开始夹那一块鱼!我忍。

After

walking for a long time, I finally saw several restaurants. He said

that there is a Chinese restaurant that is particularly delicious and

wants to take me there. As soon as I entered, I saw that it was a big

round table (for banquet gatherings), which was not suitable for two

people to eat! We squatted in front of the big table, so the store

arranged a small table for us, and we couldn't stop it anymore. Then I

said that I ordered the meal. I thought he would hand me the menu and

let me choose first. However, it was not. Instead, he chose one of his

choices. He didn’t ask me what he meant. ಥ ಥ, this is not the same as

the previous date. The same... don't play cards according to the

routine! Then served, there is beef, fish, seaweed..yummy yummy mouth

water flow. Even if you order, I will bear it! Then open to eat. First, I

put a piece of fish in the bowl. I was slightly touched. The result was

that he ate all the fish in the dish and didn't ask me, so I only ate

him and started to clip the fish! I will endure.

他说他不但是个chef

还是musician,我说难道我在和明星吃饭吗哈哈,他说他在俄罗斯写过一下歌,以后可能有人会唱。难怪看他一身装扮就感觉不一样,两侧剃平头,头顶扎一撮小发,手臂脖子全身纹身,一看就是搞摇滚的。吃到最后还有好多菜剩下,他还特意打包说要带给他公寓的security吃。我有点惊讶,以为他在开玩笑。结果他真的把打包带给了小区门口的守卫,守卫很感激的向他说着中文道谢,Alex也用浮夸的肢体语言回应着。看到这场景莫名的滑稽和感动,两个语言不通的人,交流起来却如此美妙。他住的套间除了他全是中国人,他说这样可以体会full

experience of

china。上楼梯的时候他说一定要轻,因为领居家有宝宝在睡觉,于是我们向做贼一样溜到了三楼。进入他的房间,还不算太乱,毕竟刚住不久,有个小阁楼,楼上就一张床睡觉,楼下沙发、厨房、和厕所,地方不大。我注意到高脚桌上摆了一张照片,照片前面有一堆硬币,左右还点起了两支白色蜡烛。我一想,不会这么惨吧,这孩子该不会父母双亡吧?!我假装好奇地问他,这照片里是谁,他说是他parents,目前他妈在俄罗斯,他爸在西班牙,他喜欢把他们照片带在身边,蜡烛是装饰着好看。ಥ_ಥ

EXM???没事请别在照片两边点蜡烛好嘛!而且还是白色的,很容易误会好吧!!好在我机智没把心里话说出来,不然怕不是已被揍死lol。

He

said that he is not only a chef or a musician, I said that I am eating

with a star, haha, he said that he wrote a song in Russia, and some

people may sing in the future. It's no wonder that he feels different

when he looks at his dress. He shaves his head on both sides, slaps a

small hair on his head, and his body and neck are tattooed. At the end

of the meal, there were still a lot of dishes left. He also specially

packaged the security that he wanted to bring to his apartment. I was a

little surprised and thought he was joking. As a result, he really

brought the package to the guard at the gate of the community. The guard

was very grateful to speak to him in Chinese. Alex also responded with

exaggerated body language. Seeing the inexplicable ridiculous and moving

scenes of this scene, the two languageless people are so beautiful to

communicate. In addition to the fact that he lives in the suite, he said

that he can experience the full experience of china. When he was on the

stairs, he said that he must be light, because the baby at the collar

home was sleeping, so we sneaked to the third floor as a thief. Entering

his room is not too chaotic. After all, just staying there, there is a

small attic, a bed upstairs, a downstairs sofa, kitchen, and toilet. The

place is not big. I noticed a photo on the high table, with a pile of

coins in front of the photo and two white candles on the left and right.

I think, it won't be so bad, should this child not die? ! I pretended

to ask him curiously, who is this photo, he said that he is a parent, he

is currently in Russia, his father is in Spain, he likes to take their

photos with him, the candles are decorated with good looks. ಥ_ಥ EXM? ? ?

Nothing, please don't light the candles on both sides of the photo! And

it's still white, it's easy to misunderstand! ! Fortunately, my wit did

not say anything in my heart, or I am afraid that I have not been

killed.

我坐在沙发上聊天,他说要不要把灯调暗,我说无所谓。知道他肯定是想干坏事了,但我并不想做除聊天意外的任何事。but,他好像按耐不住了,难道我要帮帮他?不过貌似我也别无选择: (

他说别担心我们只是cuddle一下,promise not gonna f**k..(他也是相当的放荡不羁,一路上f**k不知道说了好几遍了)。他让我吻他,我说等你抽完这根烟吧,说罢把烟一扔,“Finished!”。反正后面都是套路,他说去床上会更comfy,然后我就随他上楼周旋了一番。他嘴里全程一直念着“You are beautiful.. Don’t be afraid.. You’re gonna like it.. Be my girl..”之类的软话。不由得让我想起西贡小姐里《The Movie In My Mind》那一段的一句歌词:“…They swear like men, they screw like boys…”。他想让我做blow job。换做以前我是绝对不会答应的,但是这次我居然好奇了想试试,传说中的oral *** 到底是怎么样的。于是我尝试着放嘴里坚持了十秒,实在受不了了,有点反胃,我也不想这样,但真的感到反胃了,我偷偷的吐了把口水。继续hand job,或许他嫌我力度不够还是什么干脆自己masturbating了,还一个劲地往我身上摩擦、撞击。我想:难道不会痛?

I sat on the couch and chatted. He said that I would like to dim the lights. I don’t care. I know that he definitely wants to do bad things, but I don't want to do anything other than chat accidents. But, he seems to be unable to bear, can I help him? However, it seems that I have no choice: (

He said don't worry that we are just cuddle, promise not gonna f**k.. (He is also quite bohemian, f**k does not know how many times it has been said). He told me to kiss him, I said that when you finished the cigarette, let's throw the cigarette, "Finished!" Anyway, there are routines behind him. He said that going to bed would be more comfy, and then I would go upstairs with him. In his mouth, he kept saying "You are beautiful.. Don’t be afraid.. You’re gonna like it.. Be my girl.." I couldn't help but remind me of the lyrics in the section of "The Movie In My Mind" by Miss Saigon: "...They swear like men, they screw like boys...". He wants me to do a blow job. I would never agree to it before I changed it, but this time I was curious and wanted to try it. What is the legendary oral ***? So I tried to put on my mouth for ten seconds, I really couldn't stand it, it was a bit nausea, I didn't want it, but I really felt nausea, and I secretly spit it. Continue the hand job, maybe he suspects that I am not strong enough or simply masturbating myself, and still rubbing and hitting me. I think: Does it hurt?

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尽管我们全程只是touch,但我仍然惊叹战斗民族“战斗力”,真心不一样,各方面都很猛,很粗暴,所以我丝毫不觉得享受,甚至觉得很疼!我一直说“slightly,softly”,他却直接忽视!疼死宝宝了ಥ_ಥ。后面他疑惑中国人为什么不喜欢pa

pa pa,不pa 怎么知道两个人适不适合在一起、适不适合结婚呢。我心里想,反正我是不会和你在一起了,不pa都这么痛,pa起来那还得了?!

Although

we only touched the whole process, I still marvel at the fighting

"fighting power" of the fighting nation. It is really different. Every

aspect is very fierce and very rude, so I don't feel it at all, and even

feel very painful! I always say "slightly, softly", but he ignores it

directly! It hurts the baby ಥ _ ಥ. Later, he wondered why the Chinese

did not like pa pa pa, not pa how to know that two people are not

suitable for marriage, suitable for marriage. I thought to myself,

anyway, I will not be with you, not pa is so painful, can you get it? !

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