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Glad Latinos are here, man, all six of you
You full Latino? You half...What are you?
He did this, half, "that's half"
So you cut them
What are you? What's your mix?
Puerto Rican and Black
It's not far off from New York
We don't have any Puerto Ricans in Canada
We don't have any Mexicans
Any Mexican people here?
Are you full Mexican?
Nice, what's your name?
Jose, Wow
Just in case we didn't believe him, you know
I like the Mexicans
But there is no Mexicans in Canada either, man
You should see how messed up our lawns are
What? All of a sudden, everybody got sensitive
"Oh, hey, that's not..."
Everybody else is fine, but you don't say shit about the lawn
It's funny how defensive they got for you
You see that, Jose? They got your back
No Mexican, I wish we had Mexican
We got lotta...we got Latinos
We got a lot of South Americans, you know what I mean?
All the Chilian, all the Uruguayan
All the soccer countries, you know what I mean? We got all that
But you see, I live in LA now
And In LA, there are a lot of Mexicans
One of my good friends, Jesus
It's cool to hang out with a guy named Jesus
"Who is your friend?"
"The son of God"
Mexicans, Latinos in general, are very proud people
You don't mess up with anything Spanish around them
They'll get very upset
Like you are supposed to know how to say their shit
I'm like "Jesus, I wanna go get a Burrito"
"Hey, it's Burrrrito"
"Holy shit, I'm sorrrryto, Okay?"