joke--1

  刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:      
  前台小姐:“Hello.” 
  美国人:“Hi.” 
  前台小姐:“You have what thing?” 
  美国人:“Can you speak english?” 
  前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 
  美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?” 
  前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!” 
  美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” 
  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?” 
  美国人:“I want to speak to your head.” 
  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” 
  美国人吐血而亡。。。 

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