老友记｜You're really crazy about her乔伊搞不定的女人
在《老友记》第20集里，Joey遇到了个完全不对他动心的女人...
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Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?!
等等，你是说这个女演员是你泡过的女人里唯一不想搭理你的？！
Joey: Yeah! Oh my God! Is this what it's like to be you?
对！我的天！这就是你的人生？
Monica: Wow, you're really crazy about her, huh?
哇，你真的很喜欢她，对吧？
Joey: Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we're on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it's like somebody's ripping out my heart!
你不知道，当我们在舞台上的时候，我可以吻她，抚摸她，但下台她就和导演回家了。我就觉得心如刀割！
Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!
看到你这样真是太开心了！
Ross:Hey!
嘿！
All: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
莫妮卡，爸早上打电话过来，施维雅姑姑死了。
Monica: Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
嗯！！啊！！！太好了！！！
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
我们都很震惊。
Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something though? 'Cause I thought death was something that's supposed to be sad, in a way.
等下，我听漏什么了吗？死亡不是悲伤的事吗？
Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.
呃，啊哈，施维雅姑姑不是个好人。
Monica: Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! And I'm sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?
她是个残忍的糟老太婆！真抱歉她死了。爸有没有说我得到了娃娃屋？
Ross: You get the dollhouse.
有。
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
我有娃娃屋啦！
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
一个给娃娃的屋子，真是太棒了！当我还小的时候，只有个铁桶。
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?
呃，菲比，你有个铁桶当娃娃屋？
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.
不，只是个铁桶。
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
你知道吗，你可以和我一起玩娃娃屋。
Phoebe: Really?! Really?!
真的吗？！真的？！
Monica: Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with.
随时都可以。你知道，当我还年轻的时候，我最想做的事就是玩娃娃屋，但是不能！！只能看，不能碰。
Chandler: My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.
我奶奶也是这样告诫我的。
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Analysis
Phrase
rip out：扯掉，狠狠地发出
pass away：去世，停止，度过时间
shake up：摇匀，重组，震动
Key Sentence
You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?!
你是说这个女演员是你泡过的女人里唯一不想搭理你的？！
NOTE:
1. want sth. 想要某物。
2. want to do sth. 想要做某事。
3. want sb. to do sth. 想要某人做某事。
eg: I want my mom to drink some water.
我想让我妈喝点水。
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