2017.02.04

Today is Saturday. Yesterday is the Start of Spring in Chinese calendar.

Last night I watched a TV program about some funny things happened on the soccer pitch in 2016. I was a crazy fan of soccer, but now I am only crazy for learning English. In spite of this, when I watched those funny video clips, I was really delighted.

Usually before a game starts, the referee throws a coin to decide which team starts to attack first. That time after the referee threw the coin, it stood on the pitch and all of the team players and the referee laughed. During a children's game, when an attacker wanted to shot, he suddenly found it was so easy because the opposite goalkeeper was not in front of the goal but peeing behind the goal. The commentator said, "To a goalkeeper,peeing is the only thing that is more important than keeping the goal." The funniest thing is also about a goalkeeper. I had watched more than a thousand games and thousands of soccer video clips. I had never watched anything like that. It happened in an amateur game. The goalkeeper kicked the ball and the ball flew really high. Just at that moment, a strong wind blew the ball back to the goal. He obviously didn't prepare for it and the ball was blown into the goal. All of the us burst into a laugh.