Diss but Respect

她膨胀的样子还真是有点可爱...

--你闲暇的时候帮我给我的作文提建议怎么样

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昨天zl在ktv里嗨唱的时候答应的我的这个请求，其实当时就预料到大一就考过雅思的她到时候看完我的作文一定是一番diss，我其实也并没有那么强的把这篇report写好的想法，所以大概初衷就是找番话讲才让她帮我讲作文（同时想到她帮我讲作文能体现她自己的英语水平她势必会很开心（突然莫名有种抖m的感觉））

微微蹙眉，“你到底想讲什么啊，就 写作文要有个主旨的吧...”，“我是为了凑字数嘛哪里来的主旨啊...”（虽然心虚地不敢再看她的眉头），然后就在图书馆一楼开始了原定30分钟实则2小时的改作文的过程，虽然是她抱着我的电脑在改，但我的任务同样很重，因为我要一遍构思想词一遍观察她的神情（非常投入的样子），在她纠结于一个词的表达很多秒没反映过来的时候我能讲出她觉得合适的词后竟然有种小小的成就感（越来越抖m了吗）。

“你知道这个词什么意思吗”  “不知道”  “你真的要去考托福吗”  “额...”  “你不用记个笔记什么的吗”  “...”

下楼的路上我在跟她讲我突然联想到的一个事“rapper们常用respect这个词，就算diss别的rapper有时候也会是种respect的方式，当初老万diss天diss地就是没有diss hippopman的时候，hippopman还会觉得老万看不起他...”          “哈哈所以这是爸爸对你的爱”         “有毒吧你....”

她就是这样一个善于自我膨胀的人，“看我画的这个完美的圆”（她今天下午为了舒缓压力拿纸质奶茶杯玩填色游戏并且不承认吃我的酸酸甜甜的凤梨干也是舒缓压力的好方式），刚开始的时候我会很不喜欢这样一个爱膨胀的小孩，虽然商业互怼是我先开始的，但我那样做是因为从小互怼这件事上就没占过下风好吧。后来看开了，不再因为怼不过她而肝痛的原因很简单：她膨胀的样子真的有点可爱...

未经她同意就放上来的她的图...

那篇两小时改出来的作文：

The Great Gatsby

The first time I got to know about the Great Gatsby was through Leonardo’s movie, which mostly attracts the audience with its luxury scenes. The movie was brilliant, of course, but I think what really matters in understanding the essence of this work is to understand the specific character -- Gatsby.

Both the movie and the literature mainly focus on how the upper class wasted their money on endless parties and luxuries. However, during my watching and reading, a question always hovered on my mind. How exactly did Gatsby, an ordinary people, get to embrace such a great deal of fortune? There were several clues in the book. Firstly, the story happened in 1920s, when the National Prohibition Act was published. So the business of selling alcohol, though illegal, had enormous interests. Gatsby seized the opportunity and earned a lot through this period. However to me, what impressed me more was the explanations in the last chapter, in which Nick, the narrator, paid a visit to Gatsby’s old friend. There, he found a neat manuscript with Gatsby’s schedule in 1906 on it. On the schedule, every single minute was distributed to specific activities such as doing exercise, reading and practising manners and behaviors. It was so concrete that Nick was astonished by his determination. The friend said during all those years, Gatsby always bore what he longed for in mind and stuck to his plan firmly. Without the resolution and the perseverance, he was definitely not able to reach such a position.

All the efforts that Gatsby paid was for pursuing the perfect love with Daisy. To reach this goal, he would abandon everything else, like moral and rules. Some reckon that it didn’t worth. But from my perspectives, one can’t fairly judge that another man’s value is noble or not. I don’t mind whether Gatsby’s chasing for love or his career. Just like I don’t really care which way he choose to realize his desire. Instead,I would rather focus on how Gatsby clearly understood what he yearned for and devoted all his life to it. At the end of the day, despite his miserable ending, he had live a meaningful life. 

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