Friends.-.1x01.-.It.All.Began

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There's nothing to tell!

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He's just some guy I work with!

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C'mon, you're going out with the guy!

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There's gotta be something wrong with him!

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All right Joey, be nice.(嘴下留情)

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So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?(驼背和假发)

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Wait, does he eat chalk?(粉笔)

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Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

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Okay, everybody relax.

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This is not even a date.

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It's just two people going out to dinner and-

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not having sex.

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Sounds like a date to me.

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Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria,(自助餐厅)

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and I realize I am totally naked.

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Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

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Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone...

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there.

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- Instead of...?
- That's right.
- Never had that dream./No.

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All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

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Now I don't know what to do,
everybody starts looking at me.

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And they weren't looking at you before?!

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Finally, I figure I'd better answer it,

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and it turns out it's my mother,

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which is very-very weird,(怪异)

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because- she never calls me!

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Hi.

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This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.

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Are you okay, sweetie?

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I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine,(抓起我的小肠)

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pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

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Cookie?

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Carol moved her stuff out today.

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- Let me get you some coffee.
- Thanks.

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No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura!(光环)

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No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

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Fine!  Be murky!(继续倒霉去吧)

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I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope
she'll be very happy.

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- No you don't.
- No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!(让...见鬼去吧)

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And you never knew she was a lesbian...(女同性恋)

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No!! Okay?!

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Why does everyone keep fixating on that?(集中在)

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She didn't know, how should I know?

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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...

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Did I say that out loud?

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I told mom and dad last night,
they seemed to take it pretty well.

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Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,
  (歇斯底里)     (哭泣)
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"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren."

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was what?  A wrong number?

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Sorry.

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Alright Ross, look.

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You're feeling a lot of pain right now.

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You're angry. You're hurting.

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Can I tell you what the answer is?

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Strip joint!(脱去,场所)
(脱衣舞酒店)

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C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!(荷尔蒙)
   (有性需求)
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I don't want to be single, okay?

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I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!

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And I just want a million dollars!

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- Rachel?!
- Oh God Monica hi! Thank God!

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I just went to your building and you weren't there and

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then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here
and you are, you are!

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- Can I get you some coffee?
- De-Caff

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Okay, everybody, this is Rachel,
another Lincoln High survivor.

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This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and-

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you remember my brother Ross?

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- Hi, sure!
- Hi.

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So you wanna tell us now,

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or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?(伴娘)
   (不懂,four wet什么意思)

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Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.

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I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,

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and I was looking at this gravy boat.(调味汁瓶)

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This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.

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When all of a sudden-

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Sweet 'n' Lo?-

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I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat
than by Barry!

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And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me:(有斑纹的,有条纹的)
how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

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Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but...

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Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering

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'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'

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So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,(有一点kind of,漂移,日渐疏远)

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but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

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Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

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Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...(这件事就别提了)

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Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ,
and she's really not happy about it.

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Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!(金枪鱼)

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I'll have whatever Christine is having.

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Daddy, I just... I can't marry him!

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I'm sorry. I just don't love him.

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Well, it matters to me!

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If I let go of my hair,
my head will fall off.

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Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
pant  气喘
pants 短裤
wear the pants (妇女)掌权当家

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I say push her down the stairs.

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Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

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C'mon Daddy, listen to me!

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It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,

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'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'.

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And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe?

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What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat!

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No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha-

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It's a metaphor, Daddy!(比喻)

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You can see where he'd have trouble.
(你看他也有些问题)

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Look Daddy, it's my life.

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Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

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Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...

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Well, maybe that's my decision.

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Well, maybe I don't need your money.

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Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

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Just breathe, breathe.. that's it.
Just try to think of nice calm things...

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Raindrops on roses

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and rabbits and kittens,

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bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens...

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La la la la... something and noodles with string.  These are a few...

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I'm all better now.

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I helped!

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Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?

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Independence. Taking control of your life.

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The whole, 'hat' thing.

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And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.

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Me and Chandler live across the hall.

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And he's away out.

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Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!

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What, like there's a rule or something?

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Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.

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It's, uh, it's Paul.

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Oh God, is it 6:30?  Buzz him in!

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- Who's Paul?
- Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?

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- Maybe.
- Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

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- He finally asked you out?
- Yes!

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Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

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Rach, wait, I can cancel...

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Please, no, go, that'd be fine!

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Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?

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That'd be good...

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- Really?
- No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

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What does that mean?   Does he sell it,
drink it, or just complain a lot?

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Hi, come in! Paul, this is..

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... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.

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Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

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I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

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Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...

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A wandering?

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Change!  Okay, sit down. Two seconds.

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Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
  拔出         睫毛
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Hey, Paul! / Yeah?

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Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot

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over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

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Shut up, Joey!

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So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?

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Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!

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Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God..

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No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your-

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-big lizards...(蜥蜴)

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Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight,

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Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

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Yes, and we're very excited about it.

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Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.
It's been kinda a long day.

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Okay, sure.

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Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

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Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Love is sweet as summer showers,

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love is a wondrous work of art,

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but your love oh your love,

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your love...

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is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.

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La-la-la-la-la- Thank you.

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La-la-la-la...ohhh...

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I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,
using a bunch of these little worm guys.

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I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and-

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I cannot feel my legs.

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- I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
- It's a beautiful thing.

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What's this?

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I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

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- Which goes where?
- I have no idea.

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Done with the bookcase! / All finished!

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This was Carol's favorite beer.

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She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

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Hey-hey-hey-hey,

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if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.

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Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.

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Ross, let me ask you a question.

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She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV-

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what did you get?

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- You guys.
- Oh, God.

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- You got screwed.
- Oh my God!

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Oh my God!

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I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.

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I guess I should have caught on
when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.

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I mean, how clean can teeth get?

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My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.

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How did you get through it?

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Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,

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- say her...
- ...leg?

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That's one way! Me, I-

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I went for the watch.

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You actually broke her watch?

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Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-

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I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.(撕碎)

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- Ooh, steer clear of you.(避开, 绕开)
- That's right.

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Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...

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I know you probably think that this is all about
what I said the other day about you making love

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with your socks on,

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but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju-

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Hi, machine cut me off again...

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anyway...look, look,

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I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky

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to become Mrs. Barry Finkel,

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but it isn't me, it's not me.

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And not that I have any idea who me is right now,

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but you just have to give me a chance to...

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I'm divorced!

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I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!

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Shut up!

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You must stop!

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That only took me an hour.

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Look, Ross, you gotta understand,

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between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.
mento(不知何意)

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You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.

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Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of
which she ripped your heart out,

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and that is why we don't do it!

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I don't think that was my point!

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You know what the scariest part is?

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What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know?

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I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it?
我的意思是如果你只有一个女人时该怎么办

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Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...

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What are you talking about? 'One woman'?

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That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.

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Lemme tell you something, Ross.

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There's lots of flavors out there.

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There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla.

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You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream!(生奶油)

232
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:16,721
This is the best thing that ever happened to you!

233
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:21,187
You got married, you were, like, what, eight?

234
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,171
Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!

235
00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:28,309
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？

236
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:31,748
Stay out of my freezer!

237
00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:38,510
Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...

238
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,431
What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?

239
00:15:41,431 --> 00:15:46,185
No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.

240
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:50,475
Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?

241
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,404
Isn't there?

242
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:55,795
Yeah... yeah, I think there is.

243
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,647
-What were you gonna say?

244
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:02,506
Well, ever-ev-...

245
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:05,828
ever since she left me,

246
00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,994
um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform.

247
00:16:08,994 --> 00:16:10,665
...Sexually.

248
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,234
- Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
- It's okay...

249
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:21,828
I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

250
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:25,073
- Um... how long?
- Two years.

251
00:16:26,857 --> 00:16:31,587
Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!

252
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:36,228
So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?

253
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:41,421
...Yeah. Yeah, I do.

254
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:48,680
We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles,

255
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:55,226
Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.(婚姻)

256
00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:00,666
Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi!

257
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,678
That's the difference!

258
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:06,731
Grab a spoon.

259
00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:10,205
Do you know how long it's been
since I've grabbed a spoon?

260
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:13,865
Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero'
mean anything to you?

261
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:19,590
Great story!

262
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,069
But, I uh, I gotta go,

263
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:25,757
I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man,

264
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:29,483
Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats.

265
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:33,544
Right.  Thanks.  It's June.  I'm outta here.

266
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:36,997
Y'know, here's the thing.

267
00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:42,395
Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,...

268
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,317
who am I gonna ask?

269
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,673
Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.

270
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,730
- That is amazing.
- Congratulations.

271
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:16,830
Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.

272
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,567
If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.

273
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:26,108
Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something...
omelet n.煎蛋卷

274
00:18:29,397 --> 00:18:32,881
Although actually I'm really not that hungry...

275
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:37,051
Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.

276
00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:40,078
Morning. Good morning.

277
00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:43,262
- Morning.
- Morning, Paul.

278
00:18:43,262 --> 00:18:47,203
- Hello, Paul.
- Hi, Paul, is it?

279
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,785
- Thank you!  Thank you so much!
- Stop!

280
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:58,269
No, I'm telling you last night was like umm,

281
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,858
all my birthdays, both graduations,

282
00:19:00,858 --> 00:19:03,439
plus the barn raising scene in Witness.

283
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,631
We'll talk later.

284
00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:16,885
Yeah. Thank you.

285
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:26,325
That wasn't a real date?!

286
00:19:26,794 --> 00:19:29,704
What the hell do you do on a real date?

287
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:34,547
- Shut up, and put my table back.
- Okayyy!

288
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:39,185
All right, kids, I gotta get to work.
If I don't input those numbers,...

289
00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:41,907
it doesn't make much of a difference...

290
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,541
So, like, you guys all have jobs?

291
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,437
Yeah, we all have jobs.

292
00:19:50,437 --> 00:19:53,871
See, that's how we buy stuff.

293
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,484
Yeah, I'm an actor.

294
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,914
Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?

295
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,627
I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

296
00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:07,245
Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio,
at the little theater in the park.

297
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:09,888
Look, it was a job all right?

298
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:13,786
'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'

299
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,890
-  I will not take this abuse.
- You're right, I'm sorry.

300
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:22,757
"Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."

301
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,585
You should both know, that he's a dead man.

302
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,428
Oh, Chandler?

303
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:33,477
So how you doing today?

304
00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:36,168
Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry?

305
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,384
I can't stop smiling.

306
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:42,476
I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.(衣架)

307
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:50,650
I know, he's just so, so...

308
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,585
Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?

309
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,556
Oh, yeah.

310
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,882
Well, it's like that. With feelings.

311
00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:01,191
- Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
- Big time!

312
00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:04,193
Want a wedding dress?   Hardly used.

313
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,922
I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here.
(我想我们有点不知所以了)

314
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:10,478
Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work

315
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,471
and not think about him all day.

316
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,316
Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.

317
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,237
- Oh, look, wish me luck!
- What for?

318
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:22,553
I'm gonna go get one of those job things.

319
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,505
Hey, Monica!

320
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,447
Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?

321
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,967
You had sex, didn't you?

322
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:40,945
How do you do that?

323
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:45,721
Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex!

324
00:21:46,129 --> 00:21:49,503
So? Who?

325
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:51,310
You know Paul?

326
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,988
Paul the Wine Guy?

327
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:56,384
Oh yeah, I know Paul.

328
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,510
You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?

329
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,601
Are you kidding?

330
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:01,992
I take credit for Paul.
因...而得到好评

331
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:06,446
Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
[snAp]
v.猛地吸住, 突然折断, 使劈啪地晌, 猛咬
[5tE:tl]
n.海龟
遇到我之前他已有两年无法入道。

332
00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:11,629
Of course it was a lie!

333
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:14,389
Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?

334
00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:17,590
I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated

335
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:20,229
than 'to get you into bed'

336
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,197
I hate men!  I hate men!

337
00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:26,770
Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.

338
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:29,085
Is it me?

339
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:35,392
Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?

340
00:22:35,392 --> 00:22:38,001
All right, c'mere, gimme your feet.
[5^imi]
<口>=give me(或give it to me)

341
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:47,127
I just thought he was nice, y'know?

342
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,606
I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!

343
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,833
- Guess what?
- You got a job?

344
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:03,490
Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!

345
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,407
I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.

346
00:23:06,407 --> 00:23:08,308
And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.(乐观)

347
00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:13,745
You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

348
00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:16,649
Oh, how well you know me...

349
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:22,224
They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!

350
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,950
How'd you pay for them?

351
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,352
Uh, credit card.

352
00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:29,028
And who pays for that?

353
00:23:29,028 --> 00:23:31,754
Um... my... father.

354
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:37,876
Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary?  I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.

355
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,171
C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.

356
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,666
I know that. That's why I was getting married.

357
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,834
Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time.

358
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:48,831
Thank you.

359
00:23:48,831 --> 00:23:51,107
You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city.

360
00:23:51,107 --> 00:23:55,349
I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison,

361
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,312
and I got here, and I didn't know anybody.

362
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:03,706
And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself,
albino n.白化病者, 白化变种
windshield n.挡风玻璃

363
00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:09,285
and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
n. 用香料按摩

364
00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:14,510
The word you're looking for is

365
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:17,305
'Anyway'...

366
00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:21,510
All right, you ready?

367
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:24,529
No.  No, no, I'm not ready!  How can I be ready?

368
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:27,104
"Hey, Rach!  You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?"
parachute n.降落伞

369
00:24:27,104 --> 00:24:28,628
Come on, I can't do this!

370
00:24:28,628 --> 00:24:30,437
- You can, I know you can!
- I don't think so.

371
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:34,314
Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything!

372
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:41,582
C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...

373
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,524
Y'know what?

374
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,726
I think we can just leave it at that.

375
00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:48,802
It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...(象征性的姿势)

376
00:24:48,802 --> 00:24:51,045
Rachel!  That was a library card!

377
00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:57,029
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..

378
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:01,743
Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

379
00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,516
Welcome to the real world!

380
00:25:06,516 --> 00:25:09,348
It sucks. You're gonna love it!
糟透了，但你会喜欢的！

381
00:25:16,989 --> 00:25:19,105
Well, that's it

382
00:25:19,105 --> 00:25:20,366
You gonna crash on the couch?
你要睡在沙发上吗？

383
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:22,671
No. No, I gotta go home sometime.

384
00:25:22,671 --> 00:25:24,923
- You be okay?
- Yeah.

385
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:28,557
Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor.

386
00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,688
What?

387
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:33,713
That's Paul's watch.

388
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:36,164
You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy

389
00:25:37,729 --> 00:25:41,425
- Alright. Goodnight, everybody.
- Goodnight.

390
00:25:49,389 --> 00:25:50,879
Mmm.

391
00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,503
- Sorry-  /- No no no, go-
- No, you have it, really, I don't want it-

392
00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:57,318
- Split it?
- Okay.

393
00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:04,649
Okay. You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um,

394
00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:07,169
major crush on you.
肯定能迷死你

395
00:26:08,153 --> 00:26:10,037
I knew.

396
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:12,651
You did! Oh....

397
00:26:12,928 --> 00:26:16,492
I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
geeky  令人讨厌的

398
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,190
I did.

399
00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:29,549
Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here-
你是否认为如果抛开其他不好的因素，

400
00:26:29,914 --> 00:26:34,980
but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?

401
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:39,361
Yeah, maybe...

402
00:26:39,361 --> 00:26:48,272
Okay... okay, maybe I will...

403
00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:54,209
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

404
00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:09,326
See ya....

405
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:14,263
Waitwait, what's with you?

406
00:27:15,892 --> 00:27:18,632
I just grabbed a spoon.

407
00:27:26,649 --> 00:27:30,147
- I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
- I can't believe what I'm hearing here...

408
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:33,305
- What? I-I said you had a-
- What I said you had...

409
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,919
Would you stop?

410
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,906
- Oh, was I doing it again?
- Yes!

411
00:27:38,404 --> 00:27:40,634
I said that you had a nice butt,
我是说你有一个不错的屁股，

412
00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:43,198
it's just not a great butt.

413
00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:45,964
Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.
它又没跳起来咬过你，你怎么知道不是了不起。

414
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,122
There's an image.

415
00:27:49,388 --> 00:27:52,232
Would anybody like more coffee?

416
00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:55,905
Did you make it, or are you just serving it?

417
00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:59,504
-  I'm just serving it.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.

418
00:27:59,504 --> 00:28:02,401
Kids, new dream...
I'm in Las Vegas.

419
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:05,368
Ahh, miss?   More coffee?

420
00:28:05,368 --> 00:28:08,982
Ugh. Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there?

421
00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:10,640
Go ahead.

422
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,493
Thank you.

423
00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:14,351
Sorry.  Okay, Las Vegas.

424
00:28:14,351 --> 00:28:20,770
Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-

 

 

 

 

 

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2
00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,985
没什么好说的！

3
00:00:55,985 --> 00:00:57,943
他不过是我的同事！

4
00:00:57,945 --> 00:01:00,119
少来了，你和那个人一起出去！

5
00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,116
拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！

6
00:01:02,761 --> 00:01:04,864
打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。

7
00:01:04,866 --> 00:01:06,987
他驼背？既驼背又带假发？

8
00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,168
慢着，他吃粉笔吗？

9
00:01:11,646 --> 00:01:14,551
我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。

10
00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:17,337
各位别急，

11
00:01:17,337 --> 00:01:18,699
这不算约会。

12
00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:21,084
我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且

13
00:01:21,084 --> 00:01:23,065
不做爱。

14
00:01:23,477 --> 00:01:25,874
听起来好像是说我的约会。

15
00:01:27,745 --> 00:01:30,749
记得中学时代的梦，
我站在自助餐厅，

16
00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:34,029
突然发现自己全身赤裸。

17
00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:36,175
我做过那样的梦。

18
00:01:36,175 --> 00:01:40,627
我低头一看，
看见有一支电话……

19
00:01:40,627 --> 00:01:42,732
在那儿。

20
00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:47,985
- 而不是……？
- 没错。
- 我没做过那样的梦，没有。

21
00:01:47,985 --> 00:01:52,022
那支电话突然响起，

22
00:01:52,461 --> 00:01:55,459
而我不知道怎么办，
每个人都开始望着我。

23
00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:57,389
他们以前不看你吗？！

24
00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:02,125
终于，我认为我应该接，

25
00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:05,724
结果是我妈打来，

26
00:02:06,146 --> 00:02:09,093
我感到很奇怪，

27
00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,415
因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！

28
00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:17,376
嗨。

29
00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:22,761
这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。

30
00:02:23,436 --> 00:02:25,401
你还好吧？

31
00:02:25,401 --> 00:02:29,021
我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙
抓起我的肠子，

32
00:02:29,022 --> 00:02:31,481
从我的口中取出，
然后绑在我脖子上……

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饼干？

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卡罗今天把她的东西搬走了。

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- 我帮你泡杯咖啡，
- 谢了。

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不要……别清理我的灵气。

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可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。

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好吧，保持晦气！

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我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。

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- 不，你不会的，没错，
- 我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！

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而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。

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没有！！行了吧？！

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为何大家都围着这个话题打转？

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连她不知道，我怎会知道。

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有时真希望自己也是个女同志。

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我刚刚大声说出来了吗？

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昨晚我告诉我父母，
他们好像还挺好。

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真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，
一个女人歇斯底里的向我哭诉，

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“我不能抱孙子了，
我不能抱孙子了。”

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那是什么？打错了？

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对不起。

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别闷闷不乐了，罗斯。

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你现在很痛苦。

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我一肚子火,心如刀割。

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我能告诉你解决之道吗？

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脱衣舞酒店。

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你单身，有性需求。

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我不想单身的。

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我只想再结婚。

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我只想要一百万！

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- 瑞秋？！
- 天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！

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我到过你的住处，你不在。

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有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，
结果你真的在这儿。

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- 想来杯咖啡吗？
- 无咖啡因的。

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各位，她叫瑞秋，
另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。

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这位叫钱德勒，
菲比，乔伊。

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还记得我哥罗斯吗？

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- 当然。
- 嗨。

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你想现在告诉我们，

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还是等伴娘来再说？

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婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。

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我在堆放礼物的房间里，

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看着船形卤肉盘，

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非常漂后的船形卤肉盘，

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突然间……

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有没有代糖？

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我了解船形卤肉盘此巴瑞更能引起我的“性趣”

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我自己都吓了一跳，
巴瑞愈看愈像猪头先生。

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我一直都认为他很眼熟。

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总之,我必须离开。
我开始想，

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我为何这么做？
我为谁这样做？

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于是我不知该走往何处，
我知道你我日渐疏远。

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但是你是我在这个城市，
认识的唯一一个人。

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好像是唯一没受邀参加婚礼的人。

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这件事就甭提啦。

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我猜他送她一台管风琴，
她肯定不喜欢，

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金枪鱼还是鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！

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我要拥有克莉丝汀拥有的一切。

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爸，我不能嫁给他……

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对不起，我只是不爱他。

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对，是我的问题！

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如果我没了头发，
还不如去死。

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她不该穿那条裤子。

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我建议推她下楼，

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推她下楼！
推她下楼！
推她下楼！

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爸，你听我说……

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大家这样评价我这一辈子：

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你是一只鞋……

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今天我倒想看看如果我不再是鞋会怎样。

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我说如果我想当皮包呢？
或是帽子呢？

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不，我不需你帮我买帽子。
我说我是一顶帽子。

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爸，这是一种比喻。

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你看他也有些问题。

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爸，这是我的人生。

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或许我会和莫妮卡住在这儿。

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我想我们已确定好谁要和莫妮卡住在这儿。

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或许那是我的决定。

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或许我不希罕你的钱。

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等一下，等一下……我说的是或许！！

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深呼吸，就这样。
试着想着美好的事物……

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玫瑰上的雨滴，

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猫嘴上的胡须，

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门铃和雪橇之类的。

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啦 啦 啦……
还有手套……

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我现在好多了。

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我的功劳。

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或许这样最好，

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要自立，决定自己的事情。

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The whole, 'hat' thing.

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有任何需要找乔伊准没错。

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我和钱德勒就住在对面，

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而且他经常不在家。

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乔伊,少趁虚而入了，
今天是她大喜的日子。

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什么？有规定不能吗？

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别再这样，声音很刺耳。

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我是保罗。

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天啊，6:30了吗？让他进来！

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保罗是谁？调酒的那个保罗？

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- 或许吧。
- 等等，你今晚该不是真的要和调酒的那个保罗约会吧？

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他终于开口约你了？对。

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终于被你等到了。

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瑞秋，等等，我可以取消。

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不用了，你去吧，我不会有事的。

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罗斯，你没事吧。
你要我留下来吗？

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那样最好……

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- 真的吗？
- 假的，去吧！是保罗，调酒师耶！

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什么意思？他是卖酒的，
喝酒的，还是评酒的？

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请进！ 保罗，这位是……

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……各位，各位，他就是保罗。

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保罗……调酒大师。

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抱歉，我没听清楚你名字。
保罗，是吗？

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我马上就好，我去，去……

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神魂恍惚啦？

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换衣服！请坐，两秒钟。

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我刚拔掉四根睫毛，不妙。

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嗨，保罗！ 嗯，有何指教？

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一个小秘密，莫妮卡其实就喜欢这样，
你摩擦她脖子的同一个地方，

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反反复复，直到那里开始有点发红。

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乔伊你给我闭嘴！

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00:10:08,993 --> 00:10:11,773
瑞秋，你打算如何渡过今晚？

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我应该在前往阿鲁巴渡蜜月的途中，因此没了！

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00:10:18,766 --> 00:10:21,659
我懂，你没去渡蜜月。

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00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:27,608
虽然阿鲁巴在此时……

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有很多……大蜥蜴

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如果你今晚不想独处，

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乔伊和钱德勒要到我那儿帮我组合新家俱，

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对，我们都相当兴奋。

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谢谢，但我今晚想待在这儿，
我折磨了一天。

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好吧，当然。

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菲此，想帮忙吗？

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我可以去，
但我不去。

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爱情似炎炎夏日中的阵雨般美妙，

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love is a wondrous work of art,

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but your love oh your love,

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your love...

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is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.

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啦-啦-啦-啦-啦- 谢谢。

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啦-啦-啦-啦……喔…………

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00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:43,029
我应该用蜗杆将托架装在侧面，

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但我没看见托架和蜗杆，而且，

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我的脚好麻。

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00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:58,046
- 我想我们做好书架了。
- 真漂亮。

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这是什么？

174
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:04,353
我只能说这是个“L”型托架。

175
00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:08,911
- 是哪儿的？
- 我也不知道。

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书架做好了！终于做好了！

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00:12:13,603 --> 00:12:20,529
这是卡罗最爱喝的啤酒。

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她总是不用杯子喝，我早应该看出蛛丝马迹。

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嗨…………

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如果你再这样，我们就走了。

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对啊，请不要破坏这里的乐趣。

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00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:34,302
罗斯，我问你一个问题。

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她分得家俱，音响和好电视。

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你分得什么？

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- 你们。
- 天啊。

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00:12:41,686 --> 00:12:43,864
- 你昏头了吧。
- 嗯，天啊！

187
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,196
嗯，天啊。

188
00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:48,507
我知道，我是个大白痴。

189
00:12:48,507 --> 00:12:52,989
她每周看四五次牙医时我就该了解，

190
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,289
我指牙齿能有多乾净？

191
00:12:55,289 --> 00:12:57,952
我哥正承受着这种痛苦，
一副失魂落魄的样子。

192
00:12:57,952 --> 00:12:59,558
你是怎么熬过来的？

193
00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:02,949
你可以不小心砸烂她贵着的东西，如她的……

194
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,923
- 她的……
- ……腿？

195
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:07,010
这样也不赖！我……

196
00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:09,116
我砸烂了她的表。

197
00:13:09,116 --> 00:13:11,035
你真的砸烂过她的表？

198
00:13:11,035 --> 00:13:13,596
哇！我做过的最坏的事情是，

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00:13:13,596 --> 00:13:16,716
我撕碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。

200
00:13:16,716 --> 00:13:19,890
- 嗯，机智脱身。
- 对啊。

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00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:23,285
巴瑞，真是对不起。

202
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,593
你一定认为此事与我那次说的话有关，
关于你做爱时，

203
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穿着袜子，

204
00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:30,750
其实不是，
问题出在我身上，我……

205
00:13:37,356 --> 00:13:39,158
答录机又把我挂断了。

206
00:13:39,158 --> 00:13:45,030
不管怎样……瞧瞧，瞧瞧，

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00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,747
我知道某个女孩会不可思议的，

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成为凡可·巴瑞太太，

209
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,505
但那不是我，不是我。

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而我现在连我自己是谁都不知道，

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但你还应该给我一个机会向你……

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我离婚啦！

213
00:14:02,063 --> 00:14:04,461
我才26岁就离婚啦！

214
00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:05,463
闭嘴！

215
00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:12,441
你还是停下来吧！

216
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,998
我才花了一小时。

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00:14:15,072 --> 00:14:17,270
看啊，罗斯，你应该理解，

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我们认识不是太久，

219
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:27,000
但你和一个女人相爱已经四年了，

220
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四年的封闭和分享，
最后她把你的心都麻醉了，

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这就是我们为什么不这样做！

222
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:38,966
这还不是最重要的！

223
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:41,104
你知道最可怕的是什么？

224
00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:43,544
万一每个人一生只有一个女人怎么办？

225
00:14:43,544 --> 00:14:46,798
我的意思是如果你只有一个女人时该怎么办？

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00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:51,810
不幸地我唯一的女人爱的是……她

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00:14:53,162 --> 00:14:56,783
你在说什么？一个女人。

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00:14:57,194 --> 00:15:00,746
那就像在说你只能吃一种口味的冰淇淋，

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00:15:00,746 --> 00:15:02,325
罗斯，告诉你吧，

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冰淇淋的口种有千百种。

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有各种点心糖果冰淇淋……

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00:15:09,432 --> 00:15:13,910
你可以加上小糖条或是核果，
或是奶油，

233
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这是你一生中最美好的事。

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00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:21,187
你八岁时就结婚了吧？

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00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,171
欢迎来到世界！ 抓住勺子！

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00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:28,309
我真的不知道自己是饥渴还是欲火焚身？

237
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:31,748
那么就别碰我家的冰箱。

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00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:36,010
自从她甩掉我之后我，

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什么？…………
什么，你打算边嚼面条边讲？

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00:15:41,431 --> 00:15:46,185
不，这就像是”第五次约会真情告白”

241
00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:50,475
有第五次约会？

242
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,404
不需要吗？

243
00:15:52,404 --> 00:15:55,795
需要，我想需要的。

244
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,647
你刚才想说什么？

245
00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:02,506
这个……呃……

246
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:05,828
自从她离开后，

247
00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,994
我就一直无法……没做过……

248
00:16:08,994 --> 00:16:10,665
……性方面的……

249
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,234
- 天啊，天啊，对不起，对不起。
- 没关系……

250
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:21,828
你现在需要的应该不是让人吐口水吧。

251
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:25,073
- 多久了？
- 两年了。

252
00:16:26,857 --> 00:16:31,587
哇！真高兴你砸烂了她的表！

253
00:16:31,587 --> 00:16:36,228
你还想要第五次约会？

254
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:41,421
……当然想。

255
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:48,680
我们今天来这里参加
乔安妮·路易丝·坎宁安和查尔斯·

256
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:55,226
恰棋-恰棋-恰棋·阿可勒的神圣婚礼。

257
00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:00,666
喔……看……乔安妮爱的是恰棋。

258
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,678
差别就在这儿！

259
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:06,731
抓住勺子。

260
00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:10,205
知道我等着“抓这把勺子”等了多久吗？

261
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:13,865
你对”此尔，别逞英雄”这句话有感觉吗？

262
00:17:17,798 --> 00:17:19,590
非常对不起！

263
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,069
但我要走了，

264
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:25,757
我有个约会，和
安德里亚……安吉拉……安德里亚……嗨，

265
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:29,483
安吉拉喜欢尖叫，安德里亚养猫。

266
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:33,544
对。谢谢。六月份了。我走了。

267
00:17:34,946 --> 00:17:36,997
是这样的。

268
00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:42,395
就算我鼓起勇气约女人出去，

269
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,317
但我要约谁呀？

270
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,673
神奇吧？我这辈子从没泡过咖啡。

271
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,730
- 真神奇。
- 恭喜了。

272
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:16,830
你看，我觉得只要我会泡咖啡，
就没有什么不行。

273
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:21,567
如果能侵入波兰，
就能征服一切。

274
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:26,108
如果你兴致大发想做蛋饼，

275
00:18:29,397 --> 00:18:32,881
老实说我不太饿……

276
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:37,051
好啊，Lenny和Squigy来啦。

277
00:18:37,711 --> 00:18:40,078
早安。早安。

278
00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:43,262
- 早安。
- 早安，保罗。

279
00:18:43,262 --> 00:18:47,203
- 你好，保罗。
- 嗨，保罗，是吗？？

280
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,785
- 谢谢你！太谢谢你了！
- 好了！

281
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:58,269
不行，我要告诉你昨晚就像

282
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,858
我所有的生日，毕业典礼，

283
00:19:00,858 --> 00:19:03,439
和谷仓收获季节加在一起一样。

284
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,631
晚点打电话。

285
00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:16,885
好。谢谢。

286
00:19:23,475 --> 00:19:26,325
那还不叫约会？！

287
00:19:26,794 --> 00:19:29,704
那你真正的约会到底干些什么？

288
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:34,547
- 闭嘴，把桌子抬回去。
- 好吧！

289
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:39,185
孩子们，我要上班去了。
如果我不输入那些数字……

290
00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:41,907
也没什么关系……

291
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:48,541
你们大伙儿都有工作？

292
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,437
对，我们都有工作。

293
00:19:50,437 --> 00:19:53,871
这样才有钱买东西。

294
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,484
对，我是个演员。

295
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:58,914
我见过你吗？？

296
00:19:58,914 --> 00:20:01,627
大概没见过吧。
我大部份都是在地区性的节目中演出。

297
00:20:01,627 --> 00:20:07,245
等等，除非你看过小木偶的重播。

298
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:09,888
这也算是工作吧？

299
00:20:09,888 --> 00:20:13,786
瞧，盖佩多，我是个活生生的小男孩。

300
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,890
- 我不会理睬这种羞辱。
- 你说得对，抱歉。

301
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:22,757
"我曾是个小木偶……小木偶……"

302
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,585
告诉你们，他死定了。

303
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,428
嗨，钱德勒？

304
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:33,477
今天感觉如何？

305
00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:36,168
睡得还好吧？和巴瑞通过电话吗？

306
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,384
我无法停止笑。

307
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:42,476
我看得出来。
你这样子像是昨晚口中含着衣架睡觉。

308
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:50,650
我知道，他是那么……

309
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,585
还记得你和东尼戴马克？

310
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,556
记得。

311
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,882
就像那样。那样感觉。

312
00:20:57,472 --> 00:21:01,191
- 你惹上麻烦了。
- 大麻烦！

313
00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:04,193
需要婚纱吗？几乎没用过的。

314
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,922
我想我们有点不知所以了。

315
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:10,478
我要清醒，去工作。

316
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,471
整天都不想他，

317
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,316
或者只是清醒然后去工作。

318
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,237
- 祝我幸运！
- 为什么？

319
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:22,553
我要去找工作。

320
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,505
嗨，莫妮卡！

321
00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,447
法兰妮，欢迎回来！
佛罗里达如何？

322
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,967
你们上床了，对不？

323
00:21:39,692 --> 00:21:40,945
你怎么看出来的？

324
00:21:40,945 --> 00:21:45,721
哦，我恨你，我推着我的洛兹阿姨经过帕罗丛林，
你却在做爱！

325
00:21:46,129 --> 00:21:49,503
和谁呀？

326
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:51,310
认识保罗吗？

327
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,988
保罗，那个调酒的？

328
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:56,384
对，我认识保罗。

329
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,510
你认识保罗像我认识他一样？

330
00:21:59,510 --> 00:22:00,601
爱说笑，

331
00:22:00,601 --> 00:22:01,992
他还得谢我呢。

332
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:06,446
遇到我之前他已有两年无法入道。

333
00:22:08,846 --> 00:22:11,629
显然他是骗你的！

334
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:14,389
为什么？
为什么会有人那样做？

335
00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:17,590
我想答案比

336
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:20,229
”设法骗你上床”更复杂。

337
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,197
我恨男人！我恨男人！

338
00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:26,770
不，别恨，你也不想把他们丢出宇宙吧。

339
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:29,085
问题出在我身上？

340
00:22:29,085 --> 00:22:35,392
难道我有特殊气味。
只有狗和感情有严着问题的男人才闻得到。

341
00:22:35,392 --> 00:22:38,001
过来，脚给我。

342
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:47,127
我以为他是个好男人。

343
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,606
我无法相信你不懂这是骗局。

344
00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,833
- 猜猜看？
- 你找到工作了？

345
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:03,490
开玩笑？ 我书都白念了！

346
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,407
今天的十二个面试全泡汤了。

347
00:23:06,407 --> 00:23:08,308
不过你却异常兴奋。

348
00:23:08,308 --> 00:23:13,745
换成是你，你也会一样。
如果你遇见John and David的皮靴打五折。

349
00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:16,649
你真是太了解我了。

350
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:22,224
这是我的新皮靴，
我不需要工作，不需要父母，
因为我有新皮靴！

351
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,950
你怎么付钱？

352
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,352
信用卡啊。

353
00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:29,028
卡费谁费？

354
00:23:29,028 --> 00:23:31,754
我爸。

355
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:37,876
天啊，好啦，有必要吗？
我是说，我可以随时忍住挥霍的。

356
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,171
成熟点，你不能靠你爸一辈子。

357
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,666
我知道，所以我选择结婚。

358
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:47,834
饶了她吧，第一次独立并不轻松。

359
00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:48,831
谢谢。

360
00:23:48,831 --> 00:23:51,107
不客气。我记得我第一次来到纽约时的情况，

361
00:23:51,107 --> 00:23:55,349
当时我十四岁，我妈刚自杀，
我继父再度入狱，

362
00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:57,312
我在这儿人生地不熟。

363
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:03,706
最后我和患白化症的男人同居。
他为港务局的人清洗车窗。
后来他自杀了。

364
00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:09,285
然后我找到芳香按摩治疗的工作。
所以请相信我你的心情我能体会。

365
00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:14,510
你需要的是，

366
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:17,305
“无论如何”……

367
00:24:20,162 --> 00:24:21,510
好的，准备好了吗？

368
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:24,529
不。不，不，我没准备好！
我怎么会准备好呢？

369
00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:27,104
嗨，瑞秋！你准备好不用降落伞跳出飞机吗？

370
00:24:27,104 --> 00:24:28,628
不行，我不行！

371
00:24:28,628 --> 00:24:30,437
- 你能行的, 我知道你能行！
- 我不觉得.

372
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:34,314
来吧，你会泡咖啡！
你就什么都可以！

373
00:24:35,312 --> 00:24:41,582
来，剪，剪，剪，剪……

374
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:44,524
你们知道吗？

375
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,726
我认为我们可以把它们留在那里。

376
00:24:46,726 --> 00:24:48,802
只做个象征性的姿势就可以了。

377
00:24:48,802 --> 00:24:51,045
瑞秋！  那是借书卡！

378
00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:57,029
剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪，剪……

379
00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:01,743
知道吗，如果你们仔细听，
你们会听到上千的商家在尖叫。

380
00:25:04,601 --> 00:25:06,516
欢迎来到现实的世界。

381
00:25:06,516 --> 00:25:09,348
糟透了，但你会喜欢的！

382
00:25:16,989 --> 00:25:19,105
好，就到这。

383
00:25:19,105 --> 00:25:20,366
你要睡在沙发上吗？

384
00:25:20,366 --> 00:25:22,671
不，我要回家。

385
00:25:22,671 --> 00:25:24,923
- 你没事吧？
- 还好。

386
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:28,557
嗨，看我在地板上发现什么？

387
00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,688
什么？

388
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:33,713
那是保罗的手表。

389
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:36,164
放回原地就好了。

390
00:25:37,729 --> 00:25:41,425
- 好。晚安，各位。
- 晚安。

391
00:25:49,389 --> 00:25:50,879
嗯……

392
00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:54,503
- 对不起。- 不，不，不，走开-
- 吃吧，我不饿。

393
00:25:54,503 --> 00:25:57,318
- 分开？
- 行。

394
00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:04,649
你大概不知道我在高中时，

395
00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:07,169
肯定能迷死你。

396
00:26:08,153 --> 00:26:10,037
我知道。

397
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:12,651
你知道？ 哦……

398
00:26:12,928 --> 00:26:16,492
我总想你认为我不过是莫妮卡的书呆子哥哥。

399
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:19,190
没错。

400
00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:29,549
你是否认为如果抛开其他不好的因素，

401
00:26:29,914 --> 00:26:34,980
我能偶尔约你出去吗？有时？有可能？

402
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:39,361
好，或许吧……

403
00:26:39,361 --> 00:26:48,272
或许我会的……

404
00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:54,209
- 晚安。
- 晚安。

405
00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:09,326
回头见……

406
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:14,263
等等，你怎么了？

407
00:27:15,892 --> 00:27:18,632
我刚“抓住了勺子”！

408
00:27:26,649 --> 00:27:30,147
- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵。
- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵。

409
00:27:30,147 --> 00:27:33,305
- 我说你有一个……
- 我说你有一个……

410
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,919
你有完没完？

411
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,906
- 我的老毛病又犯了？
- 没错！

412
00:27:38,404 --> 00:27:40,634
我是说你有一个不错的屁股，

413
00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:43,198
但不是个了不起的屁股。

414
00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:45,964
它又没跳起来咬过你，你怎么知道不是了不起。

415
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,122
只是想象。

416
00:27:49,388 --> 00:27:52,232
谁要喝咖啡？

417
00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:55,905
你煮的还只是端过来而已？

418
00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:59,504
- 端来而已。
- 好，好，给我来杯咖啡。

419
00:27:59,504 --> 00:28:02,401
孩子们，新梦……
我在拉斯维加斯。

420
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:05,368
嗨，小姐？加点咖啡？

421
00:28:05,368 --> 00:28:08,982
嗯，劳驾，请递给那个人？

422
00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:10,640
去啊。

423
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,493
谢谢。

424
00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:14,351
对不起。好，拉斯维加斯。

425
00:28:14,351 --> 00:28:20,770
我在拉斯维加斯……
我是丽莎明妮莉……