Speaking of Shi Xiu, when she returned, she would say goodbye to the store. Pan Gong said, "Uncle, stay here. The old man knows his uncle's opinion: uncle didn't go home for two nights, but went home today. When he saw that he had packed up his belongings, uncle must have no other way to shop, so he wanted to go. Don't talk about good business; when you don't open a shop, you keep your uncle at home. Not to hide from my uncle, my little girl first married a Wang Yasi in our house. Unfortunately, she died. Now she has the second anniversary. She has made some achievements with him, so she stopped trading for two days. Tomorrow, please report to the monks of Ensi Temple for their merits and deeds, so that the central uncle will take care of them. The old man was too old to stay up late, so he told his uncle about it. Shi Xiu-dao said, "Since the father-in-law was confident in the land, the villain accepted the definition for a few more hours." Pan Gongdao said, "Uncle, don't be suspicious in the future, just let it go." I ate a few drinks and some vegetarian food at that time, but I didn't mention it.
Tomorrow morning, when Taoists arrived, they laid the altar, placed Buddhist statue donors, drums, cymbals, bells and candles.
The kitchen arranges fasting. Yang Xiong came home from the outside and paid Shi Xiu Dao, "My dear brother, I hate to be in prison tonight. I can't come here. If I ask you to support me in everything, I will be there." Shi Xiu Dao said, "Brother is at ease, natural brothers will take care of you." Yang Xiong has gone. Shi Xiu takes care of herself in front of the door.
At this time, just before dawn, a young monk lifted the curtain and entered, deeply interrogating Shi Xiu. Shi Xiu answered, "Sit down, Master." A Taoist behind him picked out two boxes and came in. Shi Xiu cried, "My father-in-law, there is a master here." Pan Gong heard it and came out of it. The little monk said, "Lord, how can you never reach our temple?" Lao Tzu said, "It's just opening these stores. There's no time to come out." The monk then said, "On the anniversary of the custodian's reign, there are very few things to send to each other, some less noodles, and a few bags of Beijing jujubes." Lao Tzu said, "Ah ye! What's the reason for the teacher's father's bad money? Teach: "Uncle, yes." Shi Xiu moved in and ordered some tea to come out. The monks were invited to eat in front of the door.
Seeing the woman coming down from the stairs, she did not dare to wear filial piety very much, but lightly wiped it off, and asked, "Uncle, who sent the gift?" Shi Xiu Dao said, "A monk, who asked his father-in-law to be a cadre, sent it." The woman laughed and said, "It's my brother Haibo, Li Pei, who is like the sea. An honest monk. He is a petty official in Peijia's wool shop and a monk in Baoen Temple. Because his master was a disciple of his family, he worshipped my father as a God and was a two-year-old elder slave, so he was asked to be a brother. His Dharma name is Haigong, uncle. In the evening, you only listen to him inviting Buddha to chant sutras. There is such a good voice. Shi Xiu Dao said, "The original land." I've seen a doctor in my stomach for one point. The woman went downstairs to see the monk. Shi Xiu put his hand on his back and followed him out. He looked inside the curtain. Seeing the woman go out, the monk got up and went forward, clasped his hands and made a deep inquiry. The woman then said, "What's the reason for the teacher's bad money?" The monk said, "Virtuous sisters, a few things, are not enough to hang their teeth." The woman said, "Why does my brother say so? How can we get rid of the things of a monk? The monk said, "My temple has built a new water and land hall. I'd like to invite my virtuous sister to enjoy it. I'm afraid I'll be surprised at the festival level." The woman said, "It seems that my husband doesn't care too much. When my mother died, she also made a wish to come to the temple sooner or later. The monk said, "It's a matter of our own. How can we say that? But the little monk did what was paid like a sea." The woman said, "It's better for my brother to read a few volumes of sutras with my mother." See inside Ya hold out tea. The woman picked up a cup of tea, put her sleeve to the mouth of the tea bell, and handed it to the monk with both hands. The monk took the tea hand in hand and stared at the woman's eyes. The woman also looked into the monk's eyes with a fascinating smile. Humanity is "as bold as the sky." If Shixiu sees it in the curtain at a glance, he sees the doctor two points earlier and says, "Don't believe in honesty and straightforwardness, you must guard against benevolence and unkindness!" I often see that woman just talk to me, I only treat her as my sister-in-law. It turned out that this woman was not a good person! Mo Jiao bumped into Shi Xiu's hand, and it's impossible for him to make an appearance for Yang Xiong!" Shi Xiuyi thought that once he saw the doctor in three parts, he would lift the curtain and bump it into him. The burglar put the tea in a hurry and said, "Sit down, Dalang, please."
The prostitute interrupts, "This uncle is my husband's new brother." The burglar, bald and open-minded, asked quickly:
"Dalang, where is your hometown? What's the name of Gao? Shi Xiu Dao said, "Am I? Shi, Mingxiu! Jinling Renshi! In order to be idle and contribute for others, it is also called "desperate Sanlang". I'm a rough-brine man. If there's a collision, monks shouldn't blame me me me!" The burglar bald hurriedly said, "Dare not, dare not. The monk went to fetch the monks to the temple. I went out in a hurry. The prostitute said, "Brother, come earlier." The burglar hurried away, not to mention his disapproval. The prostitute sent the thieves bald out and went in. Shi Xiu bowed her head in front of the door and only thought about it. In fact, she had seen four points in her heart.
More often than not, people come to light candles and burn incense. In a few moments, the burglar led all the monks to the Taoist arena. Pan Gongyang Shixiu followed. The tea soup is over, the drums and cymbals are stirred, and the praises are sung. See this thief bald with a general young monk to make a eunuch, shake the bell pestle, send an invitation to Buddha, pray, pray for the heavens to protect the Dharma, the main alliance of the jail altar, recommend the late husband King Abbas to the early heavens. Qiao Su, the prostitute, dressed herself and came to the altar of Dharma to catch incense burners and present incense to Buddha. The burglar grew bald and brave, ringing the bell and singing the truth. When the monk saw the two of him leaning side by side, they were all upside down. Now that the alliance is over, all monks are invited to eat in it. The burglar, bald and behind the monks, turned to look at the prostitute and laughed. The prostitute also laughed under cover. Two eyebrows come and go everywhere to see love. Shi Xiu had seen the doctor, and he had five points to be unhappy. All the monks sat down to eat. First I drank a few drinks of vegetarian wine and moved out of Zhai, all of which were lined with money. Pan Gong was upset and went to sleep first. In a few moments, all the monks got up and went to eat. Turn around and get back in. Shi Xiu was not happy. At this time, she was really six points. She just pushed her stomach and slept behind the board. The prostitute felt a little emotional, so she went to support the monks, played a drum and cymbals, and fried some tea and fruit. The burglar read the Sutra with his heart and soul. He asked the King of Heaven to pay homage to him, set up a bath to summon him to death, and attend the ceremony of three treasures. At the third hour of recommendation, the monks were sleepy, and the thieves were bald and brave and chanted aloud. The prostitute stood under the cloth for a long time, intending to be fiery and unconscious. She taught Ya-wei to ask Mr. Hai to speak. The burglar was bald and chanted sutras, and he went to the front of the prostitute. The prostitute took hold of the burglar's bald sleeve and said, "Brother, when you come tomorrow for merit and money, tell your father about your blood vessel wish. Don't forget it." The burglar bald way: "Be brother's memory. Just say,'It's all right if you want to pay back your wishes'. Thieves bald and said: "Your uncle is good for the good and bad!" The prostitute shook her head and said, "This one pays attention to him! Not the flesh and blood!" Thieves are bald.
"The small monk is relieved, however." As soon as he said, he pinched the prostitute's hand in his sleeve. The prostitute deliberately separated the curtains. With a bald laugh, the thief went out and sentenced him to death. I don't want Shi Xiu to fall asleep behind the slab wall. Just look at it, I can see seven points. At that night, when the Wugeng Daochang was scattered and the paper was sent to Buddha, the monks thanked them for returning. The prostitute went upstairs to sleep. Shi Xiu thought for himself and said, "Brother's hero hates hitting this prostitute!" Having tolerated the bird's breath, he went to sleep in the workshop.
The next day, Yang Xiong went home without mentioning it. After dinner, Yang Xiong went out again, only to see that the burglar was bald and changed into a neat monk's clothes and came to the Pan family. When the prostitute heard that the monk had come, she hurried downstairs and came out to greet him. When she was invited to sit in, she called for some tea. The prostitute thanked her, "Many teachers and brothers work hard at night, but merit and money have not been accepted." The thieves bald way: "Not enough to worry about; the little monk night said that the blood vessel confession heart of this matter, special knowledge of the virtuous sister: to return, the monk monastery to see in chanting, as long as write a sparse one is." The prostitute said, "OK, OK." Ask Ya-wei to invite Father to come out and discuss. Pan Gong came out to thank him and said, "The old man can't bear it. He's very unaccompanied at night. I don't want Uncle Shi to fall down with stomachache again. No one cares. But no wonder, no wonder." The burglar said baldly, "God is just at ease." The prostitute then said, "I will pay back her blood and confession for the old; the elder brother said,"If you do good in the temple tomorrow, you will have it back with you." My elder brother went to the temple to recite sutras, and you and I went to the temple for dinner tomorrow. It was also a matter of proving alienation. Pan Gongdao said, "Okay. Tomorrow we are afraid of tight business and nobody on the cabinet." The prostitute said, "Uncle Shi is in charge at home, but what are you afraid of?" Pan Gongdao said, "My son has to go tomorrow because he wants to export." The prostitute took some silver for her meritorious deeds and went bald with the thieves. "If you have a brother who works, don't blame him lightly. Come tomorrow to discuss vegetarian noodles. The burglar said baldly, "Wait for the fragrance." After receiving the money, he stood up and thanked him, "Give generously, and the monks will go to represent the monks. The next day, we will be able to testify to our alliance. The woman went straight to the monk's door. Shi Xiu settled down in the workshop and got up and killed the pigs. It was the same day that Yang Xiong returned home at night. The woman treated him to dinner and washed his feet. He taught Pan Gong to Yang Xiong and said, "When my grandmother died, the child made a wish for the blood vessel Scripture in this gratitude temple. I will go there with my child tomorrow to prove my alliance, and then I will come back and say that I know it with you." Yang Xiong said, "Sister-in-law, why don't you talk to me?" The woman said, "I dare not talk to you because I am afraid of your strange voice." There was nothing to say that night, and they went to rest. The next day at the fifth hour, Yang Xiong got up and went to paint the plaque himself to take charge of the government. Shi Xiuqi takes care of his own business. See prostitutes get up and comb their hair, bind their feet, and dress in lavender; Ying Er gets up and looks for incense boxes, urges breakfast, and Pan Gong gets up and buys paper candles and begs for sedan chairs. Shi Xiu has been buying and selling since the morning, and he doesn't care about him. After dinner, she dressed up her daughter-in-law. When the cards were ready, Pan Gong changed his clothes and came to Shi Xiu Dao. "Uncle Xiangfu took care of the door. Old man and clumsy girl go to return some wishes and then come back. Shi Xiu laughed and said, "Small people take care of themselves. Father-in-law but take care of his sister-in-law, burn more good incense, come early." Shi Xiu has scored eight points in her own department.
Besides, Pan Gong-he and Ying Er followed the sedan chair and came to Pao En Temple once in a while. The thieves had waited under the Mountain Gate first, and when they saw the sedan chair coming, they were overjoyed and greeted him forward. Pan Gongdao said, "There are many laborious monks." The prostitute came down from the sedan chair and thanked him, "There are many brothers who work hard." The burglar bald way: "Dare not, dare not. Little monks and monks are on the water and land hall. From Wugeng to Chanting Sutras, until now, I have not stayed, only waiting for the virtuous sister to testify the alliance. What a virtue." The woman and Lao Tzu were led to the Shuilu Hall, where they arranged incense lanterns and candles, and more than a dozen monks were watching the sutras. The prostitutes all said ten thousand blessings and attended three treasures. The thieves lead to the Tibetan Bodhisattva to prove their alliance and repentance. After clearing his head, he turned into paper and invited all monks to eat and accompany his disciples. The thieves were bald, but they asked God and virtuous sister to go to the little monk's house to worship tea. As soon as the prostitute was led to the depths of the monk's house, she was prepared beforehand and called, "Tea, brother Shi." Only two waiters brought out the tea, white snow ingot cup, scarlet bracket, excellent tea. Eat it, put down the bowl, "Please sit in the sage sister." It was introduced to a small cabinet. Qinguang black spring platform, hanging several celebrity paintings and calligraphy, small table burning a furnace of delicious fragrance. Pan Gong sat down with his daughter, and the thieves were bald against each other, and Ying Er stood on the side. The prostitute said, "Sir, the end is a good monk's place, quiet, quiet and happy." The burglar said baldly, "My sister should stop joking; how can we live in a more expensive house?" Pan Gong Dao said, "After a day of being born, we will go back." The burglar was willing to go there and said, "Rarely, God is here, and he is not an outsider. Today, fasting has become a virtuous sister as a donor. How can we not eat gluten? —— Shige, move in quickly!" Before he spoke, he brought in two trays of strange fruits, strange vegetables and all kinds of vegetable dishes, which were hidden in his daily life. The prostitute then said, "Sir, why should we treat wine? I'll disturb you. The burglar laughed baldly and said, "It's not polite. It's just a little tender." Shige poured the wine into the cup. The burglar bald way:"Duke often does not come, try this wine." The old man stopped drinking and said, "Good wine! The taste of the end is heavy! Thieves bald way: "The day before yesterday, a donor passed this law, made 35 stone meters, tomorrow to send a few bottles to your son-in-law." "What's the truth?" the old man said. Thieves bald again advised: "Nothing pays for each other, virtuous sisters, drink a glass at random." Two younger brothers took turns sifting wine. Ying Er also had several cups of advice. The prostitute said, "No wine, no food." The thieves bald way: "Rare lady here, and drink a cup." Pan Gong called in the sedan chairman, and each man had a glass of wine with him. The thieves said baldly, "Don't worry about it. The monks have all paid for it. They have been invited by Taoists to eat noodles in their own seats. Don't worry, and please have a few more drinks.
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It turned out that the thieves were bald as this woman and specially dealt with such powerful and good wine. Pan Gong ate two more cups, but he couldn't stand it. He was drunk. The monk said, "Help God to go to sleep." The monk called two elder brothers and helped the old man to sleep in a cold and clean room. Here the monk advised himself, "Madam, have another drink with pleasure." The prostitute, who had a heart and a feeling of drinking, came up vaguely and said, "Sir, what do you want me to do with wine?" The burglar whispered, "Just love the lady." The prostitute said, "I'm just drinking..." The burglar was bald and said, "Please go to the little monk's house to see the Buddha's teeth." The prostitute said, "I'm just going to see the Buddha's teeth." The burglar led the prostitute upstairs, and the burglar's bald bedroom was laid neatly. When the prostitute saw it, she was delighted at the first five points and said, "You have a good bedroom, clean and clean!" The burglar laughed baldly and said, "Just one less woman." The prostitute also laughed and said, "You can't ask for one?" The burglar said baldly, "Where do you get such a benefactor?" The prostitute said, "If you teach me to see Buddha's teeth, then you will." The burglar bald way: "You call Yinger down, I will take it out." The prostitute said, "Yinger, you go down and watch the master wake up." Yinger came downstairs to see Pan Gong. The thieves closed the door. The prostitute laughed and said, "Sir, what are you doing with me here?" The burglar's barren and lustful heart rippled forward and hugged the prostitute. He said, "I love my wife very much, and I have set my mind for you for two years. Today, it's rare for a woman to come here, and this opportunity is a little monk!" The prostitute said, "My husband is not easy to provoke, but you are going to deceive me. If he knows, he won't spare you!" The thieves knelt down baldly and said, "Only the lady has pity on the monk!" The prostitute opened her hand and said, "Thieves are bald, but they will haunt people!" My big ear scratches you!
” The burglar laughed baldly and said, "Let the woman fight for fear that she will flash her hand." The prostitute's lust flew and she hugged the thieves bald and said, "I can't really hit you at last?" The thieves hugged the prostitute and unloaded her clothes and belts before the bed.
Half a day, two clouds and rain. The burglar put his arm around the prostitute baldly and said, "You have a heart for me, and I die without complaint; but today, although you have become me, you have to be happy in a moment, not all night, and you will kill the monk in a long time." The prostitute said, "Don't panic. I've figured out a plan; my family stays in prison for about 20 days a month; I buy a greeter and teach him to wait at the back door every day. If he's not at home at night, he'll pick up a fragrant table and burn incense at night, so you can come in. I was afraid that Wujian would fall asleep and unconsciously find a Dawn's Head Tuo there, and buy him to knock on wooden fish at the back door and call out Buddha loudly, so that he could go out. If you can buy such a time, one will have his outside hope, and the other will not let you lose sight of it." After hearing this, Thief Tu said with great joy, "Wonderful! You just do that. I have a Tutuo hoodlum here. I paid him for it." The prostitute said, "I dare not linger for a long time, lest this fellow be suspicious. I must go back soon. You just don't miss the appointment. The prostitute hurriedly reorganized her servant girl, evened up the flour, opened the door of the building, and went downstairs. She called Pan Gong to the Yinger and hurried out of the monk's house. The sedan chairman had eaten wine noodles and had served in front of the temple gate. The burglar sent the prostitute straight out of the mountain gate. The prostitute said goodbye, went into the sedan chair and went home with Pan Gong, welcoming her son, without saying a word.
But he said that the thieves were bald and came to seek reward from Xiaotoutuo. There used to be an alley in this house, and now he lives in a small temple in Juli. Everyone calls him Hu Tou Tuo. Every day, he just knocks wood fish to announce the dawn and persuades people to read Buddha. At daybreak, he collects Ramadan meals. The thieves called him to the room, arranged three good drinks, treated him, and took some bracelets to give to the alley. Hu Dao got up and said, "How dare disciples be paid if they have no merit?" Every day, I accept Master's favor. The burglar said baldly, "I think you are a sincere person. Sooner or later, I will pay some money to buy a way to shave you as a monk. The money will go to buy clothes and wear them." It turned out that the burglar was only a teacher's brother who sent him lunch and nonsense from time to time, and then took him to recite sutras at the end of the festival to get some money. He was grateful and thought, "He and I have silver today. He will use me. Why wait for him to open his mouth?" ..."The alley sidewalk said,"Master, but there is an ambassadorial alley, that is, to move forward." The burglar bald way: "Hu Dao, when you say so kindly, I will not hide from you: all Pan Gong's daughters want to come and go with me, appoint the back door head, but when there is a fragrant table outside, they will teach me. It's hard for me to go there. If you have to go and see first, I can go. If you are tired of getting up at the fifth hour and asking people to read Buddha, you can come to the back door there. If nobody sees you, you will knock on the wooden fish to announce the dawn and call Buddha loudly, so that I can come out. On the sidewalk: "This...
What's the difficulty? It was agreed at that time. On that day, he first came to Pan Gong's back door to beg for food. I saw Yinger come out and say, "How come you people don't come to the front door to beg for food, but come in the back door?" Then Buddha began to read in the nonsense. When the prostitute heard this, she came out and asked, "Aren't you a five-day-old Tuotuo?" Hu Dao Ying said, "The trail is the head of Wugeng Dawn. It teaches people to sleep less. At night, it's better to burn some incense. The Buddha is happy." When the prostitute was overjoyed, she told Yinger to go upstairs and fetch a bunch of copper money to give him. This Tuo Zhang Deyinger turned his back to the prostitute and said, "The trail is Master Hai's heart and soul, so I came first to explore the way." The prostitute said, "I already know; tonight you can come and see. If you have a scented table outside, you can report it to him." The aisle nodded its head. Yinger fetched the copper coin and went to the alley. The prostitute went upstairs and told Ying-er about her heart and soul. Slaves but a little cheaper, how not comply!
But Yang Xiong was supposed to be in prison this day. Before it was too late, he first took the bedding and went to bed in prison. On this day, it was not too late for Yingerba to arrange a fragrant table in the morning and leave it outside the back door at dusk. The woman stood by and waited. On the left side of the first shift, a man, wearing a headscarf, will flash in. Yinger was frightened and said, "Who is it?" The man refused. The prostitute stretched out her hand on the side, pulled off his turban, exposed her bare head, and gently scolded, "Thieves are bald!" Good insight!" Two men went upstairs hugging each other. Ying Er came over the fragrant table, closed the back door, and went to sleep. His two nights were as glue as paint, as sugar as honey, as crisp as pith, as fish as water, and he had five or seven pleasant sex scenes. Just asleep, I could only hear the sound of wooden fish cackling, chanting Buddha loudly, and the thieves and prostitutes alike fell asleep. The burglar put on his bald clothes and said, "I'll go too. We'll meet again tonight." The prostitute said, "In the future, if you have a scented table outside the back door, you can't live up to it." If there is no fragrant table at the back door, you must not come.
” The burglar got out of bed bald and the prostitute put on his headscarf. Yinger closed the back door and rustled away. From then on, Yang Xiong went out to stay in prison and the thieves came bald. There is only this old man in the family who sleeps on her own before it's too late; the girl Ying has made her own bed; as long as she hides one from Shi Xiu. The prostitutes started out and were there to take care of them. The thieves know the woman's taste, and they seem to have taken the soul. The burglar left the temple when he was bald. The prostitute had to play foot in front of her son and let him in and out. So there's more than a month to play happily.
Besides, Shi Xiu spent his rest in the shop every day when he cleaned up his shop. He was always concerned about it. He never went down every day and never saw the thieves go bald. Sleep at five o'clock every day and jump up every now and then to anticipate the event. The only thing I could hear was that Bao Xiaotou came to the alley to knock on wooden fish and call Buddha loudly. Shi Xiu is a good-hearted person. He saw nine points early and thought coldly, "This lane is a dead lane. How can we have this Buddha, who knocks woodfish here for days to call Buddha? ... There's something suspicious! " When it was mid-December, at five o'clock, Shi Xiu was unable to sleep. She could only hear the sound of wooden fish. Toutuo knocked into the lane and came to the back door and shouted:
"Pudu all living beings save suffering and suffering Buddhas and Bodhisattvas!" Shi Xiu jumped to her feet and opened the door. When she went to open it, she saw only one person, wearing a turban, flashing out from the shadow and going with Toutuo. Then she closed the door to her son. Shi Xiu saw ten and hated to say, "My brother is so heroic, but he begged this prostitute!" It was concealed by this woman and made such a thing! " In the early days of the day, the pig went out to the front door and sold a morning market. After dinner, he was asked to get a credit. Before and after the day, he went to the state to seek Yang Xiong.
But it was good to go to the bridge of Zhou and meet Yang Xiong. Yang Xiong then asked, "Brother, where are you coming?" Shi Xiu-dao said, "Because of asking for credit, he came to look for his brother." Yang Xiong said, "I am always busy with official affairs, and I have never had three glasses with my brothers happily and come here to sit down." Yang Xiong led Shixiu to a restaurant under the State Bridge. He picked up a secluded Pavilion and two of them sat down. He asked the bartender to fetch bottles of good wine and arrange dishes of seafood wine. After drinking three cups, Yang Xiong looked down at Shixiu and thought. Yang Xiong is an urgent person. He asks, "Brothers have some unhappiness in their hearts. Why don't some words hurt you at home?" Shi Xiu Dao said, "There is nothing to say at home. Brothers feel that elder brothers regard it as a kind of flesh and blood. Do you dare to say something? Yang Xiong said, "Why do brothers go out today? Yes, but it's okay to say that." Shi Xiu Dao said, "My brother comes out every day and only attends to being an official. He doesn't know what's behind it. This sister-in-law is not a good man. Brothers have seen her many times and dare not say it. See carefully today, can't help looking for brother, frankly no wonder." Yang Xiong said, "I have no back eyes. Who are you talking about? Shi Xiu Dao said, "The former, who works as a temple in his home, invites the burglar to come to Bahai Yongli. His sister-in-law looks at him and his brothers see him. On the third day, he goes to the temple to return his blood-pot wishes and both come back with wine. Recently, I only heard a head of Tuo Zhi knocking a wooden fish in the lane to call Buddha, and the fellow knocked weirdly. Today, when I got up to Zhang, I saw that a burglar was indeed bald, wearing a headscarf, and went out from home. Like such a prostitute, what do you want him to do?' Yang Xiong listened angrily and said, "How dare this bitch do that!" Shi Xiu Dao said, "Brother, don't mention it tonight. It's just the same as everyday. Tomorrow, I will just stay in bed and knock at the door after three. That fellow must go first from the back door. Brothers bring it and send it down from their brothers. Yang Xiong said, "Brothers see it." Shi Xiu paid back again: "My brother can't talk nonsense tonight." Yang Xiong said, "I'll ask you tomorrow." The two drank a few more drinks, paid the money for the drinks, and went downstairs together; they went out of the drinkhouse and scattered. I saw four or five Yuwai, called Yang Xiong Dao: "There is no Festival level! Sitting in the back garden of the Xianggong in Zhixian County, he taught us how to make good use of festivals. Step on it! Come on! Yang Xiong then paid Shi Xiu Dao: "This officer calls me and has to answer. Brother, you go home first." Shi Xiu returned home, cleaned up the shop and went to the workshop to rest.
Yang Xiong was summoned by the Zhifu and made several visits to the back garden. Zhifu was so happy that he called for wine and rewarded ten bells in a row. Yang Xiong ate and scattered. They invited Yang Xiong to have a drink. In the evening, he was drunk and returned home. Seeing that her husband was drunk, the prostitute thanked the crowd, but she helped herself up the stairs and lit the lamp brightly. Yang Xiong sat on the bed, Ying Er took off his boots and shoes, and the prostitute took off his headscarf and untied it with him. When Yang Xiong saw him come to remove the scarf, his heart suddenly came to him. --- From ancient times, the saying: "When drunk, wake up, talk." —— Pointing at the prostitute, he scolded, "You bitch! This thief, Niko! Somehow I'm going to get you!" The prostitute was shocked and did not dare to reply, and Fu waited on Yang Xiong to sleep. Yang Xiong went to bed and cursed hatefully at one end: "You bitch! You whore! You... salivate in the mouth of the big bug! You...
You... I can't get it... light... lightly let you go! " The prostitute dared to breathe and waited for Yang Xiong to fall asleep. Seeing Wugeng, Yang Xiong woke up drunk and begged for water. The prostitute got up and ladled a bowl of water and ate with Yang Xiong. The lamp on the table was still bright. Yang Xiong ate the water and asked, "Sister-in-law, have you never undressed and slept at night?" The prostitute said, "You're so drunk that you're afraid to throw up. You dare take off your clothes there and fall behind your feet all night." Yang Xiong said, "Didn't I say much?"
” The prostitute said, "You always drink well, but when you get drunk, you sleep. I just can't let it go at night." Yang Xiong asked again, "The Shixiu brothers have not eaten three cups with him happily these days. You've arranged to invite him at home." The prostitute shouldn't sit on the treadmill with tears in her eyes and sighs in her mouth. Yang Xiong said again, "Sister-in-law, I was drunk at night, and I never bothered you. What did I bother about?" The prostitute shouldn't hide her tears. Yang Xiong asked several questions. The prostitute hid her face and cried falsely. Yang Xiong stepped on the bed and pulled him up. He had to ask why he was upset.
The prostitute cried and said in her mouth, "My father and mother had married me to the king's chief, expecting only to"fight to the end with a bamboo pole." Who wants to go halfway? Today, only for you very heroic, married a good man, who would like you not to make decisions with me! ____________ Yang Xiong said, "Make a mistake again! Who dares to bully you? I don't make a decision? The prostitute said, "I didn't want to talk about it, but I was afraid that you would follow the other way, and I was afraid that you would bear it." Yang Xiong listened and said, "How are you coming?" The prostitute said, "I said to you, don't be angry. Since you recognized the Shixiu family, at the beginning, you can look back and let it out. When you don't return, you often look at me and say, "My brother is not here today, my sister-in-law sleeps on her own, and she is cold." I just don't pay attention to him. It's not a day. —— Let's leave it alone. Yesterday morning, I washed my neck in the kitchen. The man came out from behind and saw nobody. He reached out from his back and touched my chest. He said, "Sister-in-law, are you pregnant or not?" I broke my hand. I was afraid that my neighbor would know that the joke pretended to be yours, and that I would like to eat him if I wanted you to come back and be drunk with mud. You come to ask Shixiu Brothers what's wrong! " When Yang Xiong heard this, he got angry in his heart and scolded, "Painting tigers is hard to draw bones; knowing people knows their faces but not their hearts." This fellow fell in front of me and said many things about Hailongli, which was like saying "no nose!" See that the panic, then first to break, make an insight! He is not my brother! Get out of here!"
Yang Xiong came downstairs to Pan Gong at daybreak and said, "Let's salt the prisoned animals and stop buying and selling them today!" All of a sudden, the cabinet and the meat case were torn down. Shi Xiu Tianming is opening a shop in front of the meat out, only to see the meat case and the cabinet have been demolished. Shi Xiu is a well-behaved person, how not to think about it, laughing: "Yes, because Yang Xiong spoke after being drunk and got through the news, but this woman made an insight, would say I was rude, teach her husband to accept the butcher's shop. If I argue with him, I will teach Yang Xiong to make a fool of himself. I'll take a step back, but don't bother." Shi Xiu went to the workshop to pack up the package. Afraid of his humiliation, Yang Xiong went on his own. Shi Xiu lifted the package, crossed the knife to Pan Gong, and said, "The little man disturbed the house for a lot of time. Today, my brother took the pavement and the little man returned. The accounts are self-explanatory and there is no money to come and go. If you have the slightest ambiguity, heaven and earth will extinguish it! ____________ Pan Gong was paid by his son-in-law, and he dared not keep him. He went on his own.
Shixiu only found a hotel in the nearest lane to rest and rented a room to live in. Shi thought to himself, "If Yang Xiong and I did not understand this, I would have given him his life in vain. Although he had listened to the woman for a while and said, "I hate me in my heart, and I cannot separate myself from him, so I must understand this matter with him; now I am going to inquire when he will go to bed in prison, and when he gets up for four shifts, he will know." After staying in the shop for two days, I went to Yang Xiong's door to inquire. That night, I saw the little prisoner take the bedding out. Shi Xiu Dao said, "I'm bound to be in prison tonight. I'll take some time to watch it." When I returned to the shop that night, I slept up to Sigeng, stepped over this self-defense knife, opened the shop door quietly, and went to Yang Xiong's back door and alley. When I was lying in the dark, I had a good time to make friends at Wugeng. I saw that Toutuo came to the entrance of the alley with a wooden fish to probe his brain. Shi Xiuyan flickered behind Toutuo. One hand pulled Toutuo. The other hand put the knife in the cabinet. He whispered, "Don't struggle! If you speak loudly, you will be killed! Tell me the truth. Where did the monk call you? "Good man!" said the Dodo. Say if you spare me!" Shi Xiu Dao said, "Speak up! I won't kill you!
” Tou Tuo said, "Hai Lung Li and Pan Gong's daughter have an affair. They come and go every night. They teach me to look at the incense table at the back door and call him into cymbals. They teach me to knock on wooden fish to call Buddha and call him out of cymbals." "Where is he now?" said Shi Xiu.
Toutuo said, "He's still sleeping in his house; now that I'm knocking woodfish, he comes out." "You borrow your clothes, woodfish and me," Shi Xiu said. Toutuo seized the wooden fish first. Toutuo was taking off his clothes and was struck by Shixiu's knife and killed to the ground. Toutuo was dead. Shi Xiu put on straight knee pads, while inserting a sharp knife, knocked the wooden fish straight into the lane.
The burglar was bald on the ground, so that he could hear the cackling of woodfish. He quickly got up and put on his clothes and went downstairs. Ying Er first came to open the door, and then the thieves flashed out from the door. Shi Xiuwu knocked the woodfish. The monk whispered, "Just knock on what to do!" Shi Xiu shouldn't have him either. Let him go to the entrance of the lane, turn it over, hold it down and drink, "Don't speak loudly! Kill you with a loud voice! Just wait till I strip my clothes!" The burglar knew it was Shixiu, where he dared to struggle and speak; he was stripped of his clothes by Shixiu and was naked. Quietly bend to knee and pull out the knife, three or four knives fell dead, but put the knife beside Toutuo; rolled up two clothes, made a bundle of bags, and then returned to the guest room, gently opened the door, quietly closed, went to sleep without saying anything.
Say a king who sells cake and porridge in our city. Five of them, carrying cake and porridge, lighting a lantern, and a little monkey, came out to catch up with the morning market. Just as he was passing by, he tripped over and poured a load of porridge on the ground. The little monkey cried out, "It's bitter! A monk is drunk here!" Lao Tzu could feel it. He touched the blood of his hands and cried bitterly. Several neighbours heard it, and they all opened the door and came out. When they lit the fire, they saw porridge everywhere and two corpses lying on the ground. The neighbours dragged Lao Tzu to file a lawsuit. It is:
Disasters come from heaven and come from the earth.
After all, how did the prince get away and listen to the decomposition next time?