兰帕德：阿扎尔，队危，速回——外网毒评英超首轮
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On：曼联4-0切尔西
[切尔西球迷CaptainSkull22]
At least we are experiencing the annual 4-0breakdown earlier this season.
好在一年一度的4-0现在就来了。
[利物浦球迷Captain_Priceless]
Better than against Bournemouth tbh
不吹不黑，总比输给伯恩茅斯好点
[切尔西球迷thatnatebitch]
so when does hazard come back
那么，阿扎尔什么时候回来呢？
[主队未知batfloke]
He and Luiz are sharing a taxi, "10 minutesaway, mate"
他和大卫-路易斯在一辆车上呢，“老哥，十分钟就来”
[维拉球迷justsean09]
"Just around the corner mate, be therein a min"
“拐个弯就来，一分钟就到”
[利物浦球迷coldplaying]
“Shit mate, got in a bit of accident.Figuring it out now. Won’t be much longer now I swear”
“老哥们对不住，路上出了点事，马上就到，放心放心”
[皇马球迷H4wkAvenger]
Lads, should we tell him?
哥们儿，要告诉他们真相吗？
[阿贾克斯球迷Sinnedd]
Lampard should put himself in the startingeleven on Wednesday. Chelsea missed so many chances
兰帕德就该在超级杯首发他自己。切尔西浪掉多少机会了都。
[利物浦球迷TheConundrum98]
Someone said he should transfer his braininto Barkley's body
有人说，他应该把自己的脑子转进巴克利的身体里
[主队未知Nayfun]
Nope can't do that soz. Transfer ban.
不能够吧，有禁令不让转啊
[切尔西球迷Paris2Berlin]
Chelsea were lucky United rested Jones andSmalling
切尔西够幸运了，曼联都没上琼斯和斯莫林
[曼联球迷hennny]
We need them for the big Top 6 games.
我们留着他们打big6的精锐呢
[曼联球迷Lakkoa]
resting them for the CL next year
要让他们休息好了明年好打欧冠啊
[切尔西球迷MrDolphin1313]
Couldn't even beat us 6-0 lmao Manchesteris blue after all.
都没法儿打我们6-0，哈哈哈果然曼彻斯特是蓝色的
[切尔西球迷insert-originality]
We sure showed them.
可不是么，我们显然给他们上了一课
On：西汉姆联0-5曼城
[主队未知FigureItOut50]
Liverpool win 4-1 last night, Man City win0-5 today.
It's going to happen again isn't it?
利物浦昨晚赢了4-1，曼城今天赢了5-0
这种事还会发生的吧？
[巴萨球迷XsTream23]
"anything you can i can dobetter"
“任何你能做的事~我都能做得更好~”
[主队未知Theonlywestman]
Except the CL. (Pls pep)
除了欧冠（pep拜托了）
[诺维奇球迷Paul277]
Hooray, we are no longer the most scoredagainst team this weekend!
谢天谢地，我们不是这周末丢球最多的球队了
[阿森纳球迷NickSupportsArsenal]
Man City's results at the London Stadiumlol :
West Ham 0-5 City (16-17 FA Cup)
West Ham 0-4 City (16-17)
West Ham 1-4 City (17-18)
West Ham 0-4 City (18-19)
West Ham 0-5 City today
曼城在伦敦碗的历史战绩:
西汉姆联0-5曼城（1617足总杯）
西汉姆联0-4曼城（1617）
西汉姆联1-4曼城（1718）
西汉姆联0-4曼城（1819）
西汉姆联0-5曼城（今天）
[切尔西球迷siphario]
West Ham should just forfeit the matcheverytime
西汉姆联退赛得了
[阿尔及利亚球迷The_Algerian]
Proving everybody wrong is what Mahrez doesbest.
马赫雷斯最擅长的就是证明所有人对他的非议都是错误的
[利物浦球迷LFreamon]
maybe next year then
哎，明年再来吧
[主队未知sarefx]
Seriously who hates West Ham so much amongPremier League officials? This is a list of their openinig matches in the pastfew years.
2019/20 - Man City (lost 0:5)
2018/19 - Liverpool (lost 0:4)
2017/18 - Man Utd (lost 0:4)
2016/17 - Chelsea (lost 1:2)
2015/16 - Arsenal (won 2:0)
2014/15 - Tottenham (lost 0:1)
What the hell. Why can't they have a breakfor once at the start of the season?
讲道理，英超内部有人恨西汉姆联吧？来看看他们近几年的首轮比赛：
1920赛季 0-5曼城
1819赛季 0-4利物浦
1718赛季 0-4曼联
1617赛季 1-2切尔西
1516赛季 2-0阿森纳
1415赛季 0-1热刺
啥玩意儿啊？就不能让他们有个轻松的首轮？
[阿森纳球迷Helkix]
:(
悲伤
[西汉姆联球迷longboardingerrday]
“Hey, let’s continue to schedule West Hamagainst a top 6 club every season for the first match. That’s always a goodlaugh”
I’m calling it now. Next season our firstmatch is going to be against Arsenal
“就让西汉姆联每个赛季都打big6开头吧，也挺有娱乐效果的。”
我认真的，下个赛季我们就能打阿森纳了
[阿森纳球迷Mahoganychicken]
I take that as a compliment.
我就当你是看得起我们
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