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Hi, 你们好吗？

Flora今天给大家带来了三首可爱的小诗

或许能让你会心一笑

能写出这些诗的人

一定拥有有趣的灵魂吧

有时候我在想

当你觉得生活太无聊

何不找个能逗你笑的人相伴呢

你身边有没有这样一个人呢

3 Cute & Funny Poems

「 三首俏皮的小诗」

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/ 诗歌摘录自外网，翻译&朗读 |Flora /

01

Missing

失物

I've hunted near, I've hunted far

我左找找，我右找找

I even looked inside my car

我着急上火把车里找

I've lost my glasses, I'm in need

眼镜丢了是真要命

To have them now so I can read

没了眼镜我看不清

I loudly swear and I curse

骂骂咧咧我气难平

Did I leave them in my purse

难道忘在了钱包里

Are they behind the sofa, under the bed

抬沙发，钻床底，眼镜眼镜你在哪里

Oh there they are - on my head!

额滴个乖乖隆地咚，原来挂在自个头顶

02

Life of A Cupcake

纸杯蛋糕的一生

They put me in the oven to bake

我被放进烤箱里烘

Me, a deprived and miserable cake

我是一只可怜虫

Feeling the heat, I started to bubble

火力渐猛，我身体渐肿

Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble
看看四周，我大难临头

They opened the door and I started my life

烤箱打开，我准备出炉

Frosting me with a silver knife

她用银制刀具给我抹上糖霜

Decorating me with candy jewels

她用五彩糖豆把我装饰美丽

The rest of my batch looked like fools
没出炉的伙伴们准备就绪

Lifting me up, she took off my wrapper

她将我举起，把外衣脱去

Feeling the breeze, I wanted to slap her

想扇她一嘴巴，那难闻的口气

Opening her mouth with shiny teeth inside

她血盆大口已开，那牙齿亮得出奇

This was the day this cupcake died

挥别此生，我一声叹息

03

减肥

有效果

All my life I've been extra large, plus
我的身材肥硕无比

I'm known as a very large fellow. 此生都以超重闻名

I would easily pass as a school district bus 你若把我涂上黄色

If somebody painted me yellow.
躺在地上我就是校车
"No secret to losing weight," I've been told.
减肥之路没有捷径 人们纷纷提来建议

"Just cut the fat from your diet." “舍得把饭量减小就行”

"Get up and about even if it's cold." “风雨无阻你必须早起”

Once again, I decided to try it.
于是我下定了减肥的决心
But jogging was something senseless to me,
慢跑对我毫无意义

And riding a bike seemed insane. 骑车看起来傻得冒气

Joining a gym involved a large fee, 健身房办卡要花不少资金

And lifting weights was a pain.
举重的痛苦我也承受不起
So for exercise I choose horseback riding. 最终我选择骑马减肥

It's fun and easier than it sounds. 不仅有趣还简单到飞起

It's a very effective form of dieting 这真是减肥的秘密武器

'Cause my horse lost forty pounds.

你看，马儿减掉了四十公斤

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注：诗歌原文摘录自外网

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