场景：克莱尔的老公叫菲尔，他们的婚姻幸福美满。他们有两个女儿一个儿子。大女儿叫海莉，小女儿叫艾丽克斯，儿子叫卢克。海莉是学校里的校花，她告诉妈妈今天有一个男生来家里做客，15岁的女儿第一次有男生到家里来玩儿，克莱尔感到非常紧张，菲尔却不以为然。
- Kids, breakfast!
- Kids?
- Phil, would you get them?（记用法）
- Yeah. Just a sec.
- Kids!
- That is - Okay.
- Kids? Get down here!
- Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?（表示程度，下文中描述裙子太短，way too short）
- Just text me. - All right. That's not gonna happen.
- And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.
- What's wrong with it?
- Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
- Sorry. Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart.
- Thanks.
- No. It's way too short.People know you're a girl. You don't need to prove it to them.
- Buddy. Why do you keep getting stuck like this?
- I thought I could get out this time.
- I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist.
- There. Be free.
- Excalibur.(亚瑟王之剑)
- I'm having a friend over (have somebody over：you have someone over, they come to your house for a meal, drink etc because you have invited them) today.
- Who?
- Uh, you don't know him. - Him? Him?
- Ooh, a boy. You gonna kiss him?
- Shut up. - Easy. Easy.
- Yeah, shut up! - No, you shut up!
- Luke, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?
- And do what?
- Fight in the sun. It'll be a nice change. - Haley.
- I'm kidding. - Who's the boy?
- His name is Dylan.
- I might as well（倒不如） tell him not to come...Because you guys are just going to embarrass me again.
- Sweetie, hang on a second（wait a sec）. You're 15, and it's the first time you've had a boy over. I'm bound to be a little surprised,but I'm not gonna embarrass you.
- I better charge the camcorder. I'm kidding. Come on. Who are you talking to?
- I'm the cool dad. That's- That's my thing（这里的意思是这是我的风格。1.擅长You want to pick a lipstick？Let me help, that's my thing.=I'm good at 2.兴趣，喜欢，风格等。A: Why do you always wear a white shirt and jeans?B: It's my thing! That's / It's not my thing=I'm not interested in it.）.I'm hip. I surf the Web.I text. "LOL"- Laugh out loud."OMG"- Oh, my God."WTF"- Why the face?
- Um, you know, I know all the dances to High School Musical, so
- *We're all in this together **Yes, we are**We're all stars Something, something you know it*
场景：海莉的学长迪兰如约而至，海莉和迪兰在楼上海莉的房间里并肩坐在床上看视频
- Don't answer it! I'll get it!（get的用法）
- Hi. Hey, you must be Dylan.
- Hey. Dylan. Yeah.
- I'm Haley's mother.
- Come on. Let's go. - Okay. Um
- Hang on one second. Dylan, you're still in high school?
- Yeah, I'm a senior.
-A senior. Okay. Cool.
- Hey, Phil. Sweetie. Honey. He is Dylan, and he is a senior.You have to scare him.
- Let me meet this "Playa."Phil Dunphy, yo.
- It's like that. You just- You just stare down at 'em, let the eyes do the work.Your mouth might be saying, "Hey, we cool,"but your eyes are like, "No, we not.""Nice to meet you." "No, it's not." "It's all good.""No, it's not."
- Okay, I see you two guys- - Wait, wait, wait.
- You two,You two keep it real, know what I mean, son?
- Not really.
- Please, stop. - That's cool.
- Ow. Oh, God! That's my back. - Oh, honey. Sweetheart.
- Ow! Oh! I slipped in the baby oil.
- "Oh, where you from originally?"
- "I could defeat you if it came to a physical confrontation."
- I don't know about this. Should I call a doctor?
- No, no, no, no, no. Okay.
- You're very strong, homes（这个不知道啥用法和意思）. - Thanks.
- Okay. Nice- Nice soft landing. - There you go.（就这样,这就对了）
- Okay, let's go. Come on. - I am on my side though.
- So just flip me right back, and we're good.
- We'll be good. I just need to get flipped right on my back, and we should be fine.
场景：早熟的艾丽克斯问妈妈姐姐会不会怀孕，克莱尔顿时紧张起来，她假装送衣服来到海莉的房间，走时海莉让她关上门，克莱尔不肯，她说自己害怕海莉和迪兰会做出越轨的事情来。克莱尔的话让海莉很没有面子，她大发脾气冲着院子里的爸爸喊叫。
- Alex, get out! Mom!
- Alex, leave your sister alone.
- I was just getting my book. Gosh.
- I know, sweetie. But you need to respect their privacy.
- What are they doing up there? - Nothing.
- Lying on her bed, watching a movie.
- Okay. Okay.
- Um, I'm making a cake for tonight.
- You wanna help me with the frosting?
- Sure.
- So, you know, if Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she has mono for a few months, and then, like, tell everyone the baby's yours?
- What? - This senior at school was "Out sick" for four months, but Jenna Resnick swears she saw her breast-feeding at a coin-op car wash.
- First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat.
- And how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.
- Haley is not getting pregnant.
- Just saying "If." - I know.
- And I know you like to make trouble for your sister, but it's not gonna work this time.
- You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.
- I know. I was just like her when I was
Mom! What are you doing?
- Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.
- Is this a bad time? - Yeah.
- Oh. Okay.
- Uh, can you shut the door, please?
- Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.
- Why?
- Because I have, uh, seen this little show before.Lying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest, and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.
- Mom! Dad! Dad, Dad. You have got to talk to Mom.She is, like, completely freaking out and embarrassing me!
- Honey, your mom isn't always as cool about things as
- What is with this thing?