无厘头哲学（英汉版）,还可学习英语

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

When two's company, three's the result!
　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!　　
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
"Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk?
　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。