马克•吐温语录
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
每当你发现自己和大多数人站在一边，你就该停下来反思一下。
——马克•吐温
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
愤怒是一种酸，它对储存它的容器的伤害大于它对任何接触它的物体的伤害。
——马克•吐温
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
当真理还正在穿鞋的时候，谎言就能走遍半个世界。
——马克•吐温
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
保持身体健康的唯一办法，就是吃点你不想吃的，喝点你不想喝的，以及做点你不愿做的事情。
——马克•吐温
Prophesying was the only human art that couldn't be improved by practice.
预言是人类唯一一项无法经由练习而改善的技术。
——马克•吐温
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
不要和一个蠢货去争辩，他会把你拉低到他的水平，然后用经验打败你。
——马克•吐温
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
生命太短暂了。去打破常规，快一点原谅，慢一点亲吻，真心相爱，肆意大笑，从不遗憾让你微笑过的一切。
——马克•吐温
It’s easier to fool people than convince them that they have been fooled.
愚弄别人比让他们相信他们被愚弄了更容易。
——马克•吐温
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
当你只是某个人的一个选项时，不要让这个人成为你优先考虑的对象。
——马克•吐温
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
担心就像偿还一笔你没有欠下的债务。
——马克•吐温
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
良好的判断是经验丰富的结果，而丰富的经验则来自糟糕的判断。
——马克•吐温
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
越是禁止的事物越流行。
——马克•吐温
He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it -- namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.
他发现了人类行为的一大法则，自己还不知道——那就是，为了要使一个大人或小孩极想干某样事情，只需要设法把那件事情弄得不易到手就行了。
——马克•吐温《汤姆•索亚历险记》
If you tell the truth, you do not need a good memory!
如果你说真话，你就不需要好记性。
——马克•吐温 《哈克贝利•费恩历险记》