场景：杰年近半百，他身材高大魁梧，生活富有。六个月前，杰和美貌性感、热情奔放的西班牙女郎歌洛莉亚结了婚，走在外面很多人都以为杰是歌洛莉亚的父亲。
- Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Don't let him- Kick it! Manny, go! A la derecha! A la derecha! No! No, no.He tripped (to stumble or fall as a result of catching the foot on something, or cause somebody to stumble or fall in this way him), Jay. Where's the penalty?(goal from penalty: in soccer, a goal scored from a penalty)
- Gloria, they're 0 and 6.Let's take it down a notch(keep it down，calm down，take it easy ).
- We're very different.
- Jay's from the city. He has a big business. I come from a small village. Very poor but very, very beautiful.It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the What's the word?
- Murders.
- Yes. The murders.
- Manny, stop him!Stop him! You can do it! Damn it, Manny!
- Come on, coach. You gotta take that kid out.
- You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?
- Honey, honey.
- Why don't you worry about your son?He spent the first half with his hand in his pants!
- I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.I'm Josh. Ryan's dad.
- Hi, I'm Gloria Pritchett. Manny's mother.
- Oh, and this must be your dad.
- Her dad?
- Yeah.
- No, no. That's funny. Actually, no, I'm her husband.Don't be fooled by the, uh Give me a second here.
场景：歌洛莉亚和前夫哈维尔有一个儿子叫曼尼。胖胖的曼尼像他的父亲一样多情，11岁的曼尼迷上了16岁的商场售货员布达尔。曼尼拿着花到商场去向布达尔表白，结果布达尔告诉他自己已经有喜欢的人了，曼尼悻悻而回。杰觉得曼尼有些不可理喻，歌洛莉亚并不觉得儿子丢了脸，她告诉杰她的妈妈从小教育她说要经常给自己身边的人吹春风，而不是当面唾其脸。
- I'm quitting soccer. It is a game for children.
- No, you're not quitting.
- You would have stopped that goal if you weren't staring at that little girl.
- She is not a girl. She's a woman.
- You know, Gloria, that little blowup （if a situation,argumentetcblowsup, it suddenly becomes important ordangerous）with that other mom.Why do you have to do things like that?
- If somebody says something about my family, I'm going to
- I'm just saying. You could take it down here a little bit(=keep it down). That's all.
- Oh, yeah. 'Cause that's where you live, down here. But I live up here! - Yeah, but,
- you don't have to be so emotional all the time.That's all I'm saying.
- Manny, you're with me on this, right?
- I wanna tell Brenda Feldman I love her.
- Oh, for God sakes.
- Manny, she's 16.
- Oh. It's okay for you to take an older lover?
- Hey, watch it.
- I wanna go to the mall where she works.But first I need to get my white shirt, the silk one.
- Okay. If that's what you really want to do.Seriously. Not to be the evil stepdad, but if you put on a puffy (soft and full of air,e.g.:puffy white cloud)white shirt...and declare your love for a 16-year-old,you're gonna be swinging from the flagpole (a tall pole which a flag hangs)in your puffy white underpants( underwear worn under trousers).
- Stop the car. - Oh, where are you going?
- See? You hurt his feelings.
- Ah- Well, if it toughens him up (make or become stronger ) a little bit then.Oh, geez. He's picking flowers.
- Manny's very passionate, just like his father.
- My first husband- he's very handsome, but too crazy.It seemed like all we did was fight and make love,fight and make love, fight and make love.One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out the window together.
- Which- Which one were you doing? I'm hearing this for the first time.
- What is that? - A poem I have written for Brenda Feldman.
- Of course it is.
- I put my thoughts into words and now my words into action.
- Hey, I'll give you 50 bucks not to do this.
- I'm 11 years old. What am I gonna (going to) do with money?
- What are you gonna do with a 16-year-old?
- He's like a bullfighter. - Mmm. You ever see a bullfight?
- I can't watch this.
- You're in such a bad mood.
- And I know why. It's because that man thought you were my father.
- No. - Yes.
- No. - When you say "No" like that, it's always "Yes."
- Come on. We're in the mall.Let's get you, like, some younger clothes.There's a store there.
- I don't need any younger clothes.And I don't care what some jackass in a pair of ripped jeans破洞牛仔裤 thinks about me.
- Good. You shouldn't. You should only care what I think.I love you, and I don't care how old you are. So stop being a gloomy goose （gloomy指的是一片昏暗（dark）或人的心情不快（unhappy, upset); gloomy goose是说一个人很悲观，心情不好，而不是“灰天鹅”或“悲伤的鹅”）and stop being so hard on Manny.
- The only reason I'm hard on Manny...Is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself. And I can smell that hair goo of his from here.
- Look, I don't know what's gonna happen to him over there.
- But you're his family now, and that means only one thing .You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face.
- What? -It's something my mom always says. It's gorgeous in Spanish.
- Look, he's there.
- She has a boyfriend. - Oh, I'm sorry, mi nino.
- I gave her my heart,she gave me a picture of me as an old-time sheriff. That was pretty (adv. fairly: to a fairly large, noticeable, or reasonable extent )stupid of me, wasn't it?
- No, mi amor.
- It was brave. Right, Jay? Brave.
- W-Well, you'll know better next time.
- Come on. Let's get a pretzel.(get clothes,food，get的用法)
- Mentira. A me se me gusta.
- Uh, excuse me, sir. We ask that all mall-walkers stay to the right.