老友记S01E03.01

Phoebe: （大伙都在咖啡厅，菲比刚刚约会完进来） Hi guys!

All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!

Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go ?

Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'

All: Ohh. Ouch.

Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right? （此时得瑞秋还是一个未经世事的大小姐）

Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.

Rachel: Since when?

Joey: Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like

'It's not you' means 'It is you'.

Chandler: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

Phoebe: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.

Rachel: And everybody knows this?

Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.

Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep , and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.

Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.

Monica: Uh, Ross.

Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi! （罗斯真的以为他爸妈把他的狗狗送到了别人家的农场，直到看到大家用奇怪的眼神看着他，他才意识到那是一个众所周知的善意的谎言，他的狗狗CHI CHI 早已经死去。）