新西兰:多吃鱼,精液变成黄油味

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译者江烈农

Fascinating Sperm Facts

精子的销魂真相

Sarah Gibson

莎拉·吉布森(Sarah Gibson),“说白了”网站性爱版(sex | getfrank.)讯

Sarah Gibson is the brains and attitude behind the playful adult toy website sexgear . She is also our official ‘sexpert’.

莎拉·吉布森,是情趣成人玩具网店“性具”(sexgear)的幕后推手及灵魂人物,也是我们网站的官方“性专家”。

So, you all know it, have it, produce it, shoot it, and take pride in it,.,,, what is it? Sperm!

  这个嘛,男同志们,你们都懂的、都有的、都要分泌的、拿来射的、还挺自豪的8====D~~~~是个啥?精子呗!

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生物课复习时间:基因组的自白

一个成熟的人类精子,其头部包含了一个大细胞核,核内含一个完整染色体组。核的前端有顶体,顶体内填充着水解酶,是决定受精作用的关键。精子的中段挤满了线粒体,为精子长长的尾部摆动提供能量,使精子得以在女性生殖道中奋“泳”向前。

Even though these little guys are so teeny-tiny it is important you know exactly what you’re dealing with, before sharing it with others!

  虽然这些小家伙们已经小得不能再小了,但这玩意儿到底是什么?我看你们很有必要先了解一下,搞清楚你到底再搞什么然后再去搞。

Here are some fascinating sperm facts:

  以下是关于精子的一些销魂小知识:

Believe it or not, your Semen only contains about 10% sperm - the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar – move over Mizone!!

  你的精液里面,精子只占10%,剩下的成分包括酶、维生素C、钙、蛋白质、钠、锌、柠檬酸,还有果糖:所以精液实际上喝下去就跟脉动差不多!至于你信不信,我反正是信了。

Some women complain at the taste of semen.... you can help!  While there are no studies to support it, it is generally received that kiwifruit, celery, pineapple, and watermelon can all make semen taste lighter. Heavy beer and coffee drinkers are said to produce bitter-tasting ejaculate. Alkaline-based fish and meats make for a buttery taste, or if in doubt, invest in a tasty flavoured lube or flavoured deep throat spray!

  有女同志抱怨你精液味道不好……别担心!有研究已经发现,总的来说大家普遍认为多吃奇异果、芹菜、菠萝还有西瓜之后,精液的口味就不那么重了;而狂饮啤酒或咖啡的男同志,其精液则据说很苦;多吃碱性食物,例如鱼类和肉类,精液会带有黄油口味。实在不行,姐妹们就干脆自己掏腰包吧,直接去买瓶草莓味的润滑油,或者樱桃味的“深喉”专用喷雾!

A Healthy male produce about 70-150 million sperm a day - but when you ejaculate, you can lose 3 times that - that's why you seem so wiped out after sex.

  一个健康男性每天体内产出约7000万~1亿5000万个精子,但你射的时候,通常一次性射出三天的量——这就是为什么你每次办完事之后,都会感觉自己像被榨干了一样。

When inside a woman's body, a sperm can live up to 5 days!!

  精子在女性体内可存活长达5天!

There are male and female sperm - the females are slower, but stronger, while the males are faster, but weaker.

  精子决定宝宝性别。雌精子游得慢,但是更强悍;雄精子游得快,但是更虚弱。

Average volume of semem per ejaculation is 1 teaspoon, which equates to about 200-500 million of those little guys in the average amount of semen produced each time you release.

  人类每“射”平均精液量是1茶匙,也就相当于说你平均每次会射出2~5亿个小蝌蚪。

The average speed of semen at the moment of ejaculation is 31 mph – which is faster that Peruvian Jaguar.

  精液被射瞬间的平均速度是31英里每小时,也就是时速50公里——比秘鲁豹跑得还快。

The human male ejaculates on average distance of 7 to 10 inches, the world record for the farthest spoof is 18 feet!!

  人类男性射精平均距离是7~10英寸,也就是大约18~25厘米远;但世界纪录保持者的千古一射喷了18英尺——5米半!

Well, hopefully that was partly entertaining and partly educational – you never know when you might need some of those fascinating facts!!

  好了,今天就到这儿了,还挺寓教于乐的吧?保不齐你什么时候就会用到这些不靠谱的销魂小知识呢。

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